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2020 prediction: Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake get together. "JaTay". Or "Taylorlake". So deserving of each other...pretty predictable really.

My prediction: Taylor Swift and Travis Scott, they both have the same initials
 

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Well this one is domestic and they are not trying to make it some big expensive thing so they are not going quite that far. One of her main motivations is she wants a beach and the ability to buy a package and let them take care of everything.

I suggested Pleasant Creek or Lake McBride but got shot down.
Clear lake has a couple beaches.
 
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I always thought destination weddings were people telling me politely not to come
Oh, they were being polite about not wanting me to come? Because I've always RSVP'D to destination wedding with "I'm not ******* spending my money to travel to your vacation. Here's a $25 gift card to Hooters."

Looks like I owe some family members apologies.
 

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We lost the bowl game, so half the site wants to fire Campbell...


I totally forgot that was today. Sounds like for the best.



I taught my child to say "poop" in the last week and he says it with a chirpy lilt that never fails to make me laugh.

Hope everyone had nice times the past week if you traveled. Happy to be back in my own bed. Only gone 3 nights but feels like forever. Also, it's damn exhausting to try and keep mental note of what the toddler is doing and who he is with at all times in unproofed homes. Last year he was still pretty immobile. Don't feel like I did much socializing other than when SIL (a mom) or DH had him which was not as much as I had him. Yeah, I'm sure I'm a hoverer mom but when you have tiny **** EVERYWHERE and find the 4 year old cousin trying to play marbles with him.......I'm glad to be home!

Also, aging sucks. I think 2020 is going to be a little bumpy. But I suppose every year has those.
 

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Is that like a porn site?

Sort of. Somebody in the neighborhood posts she lost her cat, and she’s hot, so you go looking for the cat. And then once in a while you find the cat, and then bring the cat to her, and then you fall in love, and the she says “Hi, I’m Callie”, and you say “Yes, I know. Your name was on the app, duh. I know everything about your life from Google, and I think we should consider breeding”. And then the cops show up at your house, but they can’t get you on anything because they can’t get a warrant.
 

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Sort of. Somebody in the neighborhood posts she lost her cat, and she’s hot, so you go looking for the cat. And then once in a while you find the cat, and then bring the cat to her, and then you fall in love, and the she says “Hi, I’m Callie”, and you say “Yes, I know. Your name was on the app, duh. I know everything about your life from Google, and I think we should consider breeding”. And then the cops show up at your house, but they can’t get you on anything because they can’t get a warrant.

Pretty much why I keep ignoring neighborhood invites to join this thing. They seem like a bunch of gossip hounds, plus I am allergic to cats.
 

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Sort of. Somebody in the neighborhood posts she lost her cat, and she’s hot, so you go looking for the cat. And then once in a while you find the cat, and then bring the cat to her, and then you fall in love, and the she says “Hi, I’m Callie”, and you say “Yes, I know. Your name was on the app, duh. I know everything about your life from Google, and I think we should consider breeding”. And then the cops show up at your house, but they can’t get you on anything because they can’t get a warrant.


Probably works best when you aren’t trying to pass off the mangy stray alley cat for her calico cat.
 

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I don't actually see that. Mostly just his staff
Ah. I haven't actually read any of the threads, including the game thread (although I DID ***** about that freakin' face mask non-call).

I'm mostly riffing off past knowledge of CF and the thread titles popping up on my new thread feed. :D
 

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That NextDoor site is a real thing? I bought my first house 18 months ago and immediately got invites in the mail to join it. Figured it was some sort of scam when it said 2,500 people in my town are using it and there isn't even half that for a population where I live.
 

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That NextDoor site is a real thing? I bought my first house 18 months ago and immediately got invites in the mail to join it. Figured it was some sort of scam when it said 2,500 people in my town are using it and there isn't even half that for a population where I live.

Oh yeah. In my neighborhood, it’s mostly people posting about missing pets. They all got really worked up over a local church putting a cell tower on its property. They think they’re getting cancer from it. You get some very high-level rants on there. It’s also a good way to track where the homeless people are sleeping.
 
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I think I’m going to eat one more edible. As the brother of Bobby Kennedy once famously said Why do we go to the moon?

Because it’s there.

I will eat this edible because it’s there, as a tribute to Bobby Kennedy and his cousin Ted, who could have died a hero, but instead chose to swim and become the villain.

I will also eat it as a tribute to the one that hit the tree while skiing. Lol at that guy. If I’m reincarnated as a tree, and I get hit by some dude, I just gonna be like “ouch” but also “lol you ******* idiot.”
 
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Sort of. Somebody in the neighborhood posts she lost her cat, and she’s hot, so you go looking for the cat. And then once in a while you find the cat, and then bring the cat to her, and then you fall in love, and the she says “Hi, I’m Callie”, and you say “Yes, I know. Your name was on the app, duh. I know everything about your life from Google, and I think we should consider breeding”. And then the cops show up at your house, but they can’t get you on anything because they can’t get a warrant.
If you search me on google it says that I'm Asian. Nothing wrong with being Asian but it's not accurate.
 
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