Bohannon "Lames" Tweet

[cyrocksmypants]

Depends if the grad transfer rumors are true

He’ll make a solid backup for UNI.

 

[jsb]

Thoughts?

Rent free.

our guys are cool. Iowa’s team is full of dorks.

 

[Stewo]

****. Probably never gonna recover from this. Here’s a pic of the hole I punched in my wall because I got so angry.

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Your first name is Kyle, you love two-fisting Monster Energy drinks, and Five Finger Death Punch is on a loop at your crib. How close am I?

 

[IASTATE07]

****. Probably never gonna recover from this. Here’s a pic of the hole I punched in my wall because I got so angry.

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How big is your hand? That hole looks big.

 

[MartyFine]

Thoughts?

Like every other Tavern Hok, obsessed with ISU

 

[ISU4Life]

And the hair of a boy band member.

 

[ISU4Life]

And the hair of a boy band member.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Your first name is Kyle, you love two-fisting Monster Energy drinks, and Five Finger Death Punch is on a loop at your crib. How close am I?

4 Loko, not monster.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Love it. Embrace the trash talk.

Needs more of it.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

He seems like the person who, 3 years from now, is walking by a playground where a pick-up game is going on, the balls rolls out of bounds at his feet, he picks up the ball and asks if they want him to autograph the ball, the kids say, "Just give us the damn ball back you loser", and then he kicks the ball down the street, flips them off and walks away.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Dorkzilla

 

[Doc]

No conscious!

 

[Cyclone.TV]

He's trying really hard to troll like Niang and is falling WAY short. What a doofus.

Nope. Not working at all.

 

[MuskieCy]

Dear Jordan,

That is so funny. Maybe you could drop a fstate too. Beat the clowns. I can't wait to buy insurance from you. Whatever you sell, I'm buying.

Sincerely,

Hawkeye on my belly guy

 

[NATEizKING]

 

[Cyclone.TV]

He seems like the person who, 3 years from now, is walking by a playground where a pick-up game is going on, the balls rolls out of bounds at his feet, he picks up the ball and asks if they want him to autograph the ball, the kids say, "Just give us the damn ball back you loser", and then he kicks the ball down the street, flips them off and walks away.

This is so true. So clever.

 

[awd4cy]

Wonder if he knows that Iowa hasn't won in Hilton in 18 years

Jobro was 4 when they won there last, lol.

 

[CyTwins]

And the GOAT has spoken

 

[HawkInCO]

Like every other Tavern Hok, obsessed with ISU

I need a quick check on the term “Tavern Hok”. I thought it was “those who didn’t go to IOWA, but cheer like they did”.

 

[Cytown12]

Hawk fans still really use Lames..wow so original.