Friday OT #1 - I'm Richard Petty

[jcyclonee]

Our fans don't try to sneak wine in a urine bag.

That's one of their better ideas.

 

[cmjh10]

Our fans don't try to sneak wine in a urine bag.

UofI, putting the pee in Pinot since 1847

 

[CloneLawman]

Damn it, forgot about that one

Never forget.

 

[VeloClone]

That's one of their better ideas.

Yes, but only when you don't use a used bag.

 

[BoxsterCy]

We don't drink vodka in beer mugs.

 

[SCyclone]

Hawkeye girls have pancake nipples

Nominated for Post of the Year. Coffee-spitting funny.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Our website destroys theirs in every possible way.

 

[SCyclone]

Our alumni aren't snotty *******.

 

[SCyclone]

We play football in a conference that has actually heard of the forward pass.

 

[SCyclone]

Our pride in our school is actually deserved.

 

[SCyclone]

We have @Angie. (and countless other nationally known people)

 

[discydisc]

Hawkeye girls have pancake nipples

Prove it!

 

[discydisc]

v

 

[Prone2Clone]

Prove it!

Please don't.

 

[madguy30]

If Steve Prohm behaved in the way Fran does, most fans wouldn't be OK with it.

 

[weR138]

SIAP...So many Western Suburbs dooshers in IC. I mean, both campuses have Western Suburbs kids (most of whom are good people) but just the shear volume of them in IC means a bunch of them are major league sh^theads. And Western Suburbs dooshers are the worst dooshers. Just...the worst.

 

[madguy30]

We have @Angie. (and countless other G.D. national treasures)

FIFY.

 

[GTO]

This sounds a bit lawyerish. Like maybe we do have sex in stadium bathrooms, we just don't get caught. Are we posting lookouts?

Seems like there might be a story there GTO...

I just can't 100% say that our fans don't have sex in stadium bathrooms but, as far as I know, they haven't been caught. I would still like to think our fans are too classy to do it at all anyway.

 

[madguy30]

I just can't 100% say that our fans don't have sex in stadium bathrooms but, as far as I know, they haven't been caught. I would still like to think our fans are too classy to do it at all anyway.

I was impressed with the Jack Trice restrooms compared to other stadiums....so...there's that.

 

[GTO]

Our school doesn't call something a "new tradition" the day after they started it. Or call a venue "historic" just because it hasn't been renovated in a while.