Tough day for EIU hoops hopes

[jcisuclones]

Jess Settles is difficult to listen to. I'm so surprised.

"Kids all across Iowa wear [Jorbo's] jersey."

I think the only person who wears a Jorbo jersey is Jorbo himself when he goes out to the bars in Iowa City.

 

[GTO]

I think the only person who wears a Jorbo jersey is Jorbo himself when he goes out to the bars in Iowa City.

Such a Tyler Cook move...

 

[Pharmacy99]

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Joe T makes everyone on the floor better. He also is a guy who isn't going to back down. Is Foster sure he don't wanna ball with this guy?

12 CarmelHawki, 18 minutes ago

Hey CyTwin, are you ready to acknowledge your misjudgment of Toussaint’s talent? According to hawk fans , he looks like a special talent.

 

[MuskieCy]

Hey CyTwin, are you ready to acknowledge your misjudgment of Toussaint’s talent? According to hawk fans , he looks like a special talent.

Against...????????

Slow your roll, the oppo so far pretty, uh, awful.

 

[heitclone]

It'll be fun to see Joe T play good but still get less minutes than Connor.

 

[Gunnerclone]

How in the hell do you have a starter play in that game for 22 minutes and not score? Not a single point. That’s not sustainable in CBB right now.

 

[nfrine]

How in the hell do you have a starter play in that game for 22 minutes and not score?.

I believe that's a question for Margaret....

 

[CyTwins]

One of Iowa's 247 guys on Bakari Evelyn preseason:

"I think a lot of people will be happy with Evelyn.

He’s an experienced leader that knows what it takes to win. That’s going to help Iowa a lot.

I think he’ll average roughly 10 points and five assists, while also shooting a much better clip from distance. It seems that he’s adjusted well to Iowa, and his coming into his own.

He’ll be a big piece for Iowa, and his playing style fits in perfectly for what Iowa is trying to do."

Lol he predicted him to average 10 and 5!

 

[jcyclonee]

I think I love Iowa Basketball Twitter. So mundane. Look at these not impressive but not unimpressive stats. So Nicholas Baer-like.

 

[jcyclonee]

And then Iowa Basketball Twitter states the obvious:




And then it states the absurd:

 

[Cydkar]

I live in Grinnell - am a teacher - see lots of kids of all ages - see lots of Iowa Hawkeye gear - have NOT seen ONE Jorbo jersey.

I live in ******* Marion and haven't seen one. Of course, my child went to school with him and doesn't like him so there may be a local pattern.

 

[jcyclonee]

Jess Settles is difficult to listen to. I'm so surprised.

"Kids all across Iowa wear [Jorbo's] jersey."

Did he specifically say JorBo or did he say Bohannon? It could be that they are wearing jerseys of his brother that went to UNI and his other brother that went to Wisconsin.

 

[BCClone]

I think I love Iowa Basketball Twitter. So mundane. Look at these not impressive but not unimpressive stats. So Nicholas Baer-like.
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Eights points?? How many is that?

 

[BCClone]

And then Iowa Basketball Twitter states the obvious:

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And then it states the absurd:
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maybe they mean if Kevin Mchale was to play today at his age. Probably the same speed.

 

[Pharmacy99]

And then Iowa Basketball Twitter states the obvious:

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And then it states the absurd:
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I thought Nunge was the new Kevin McHale not Garza. Maybe Toussaint = New Gary Payton?

 

[jcyclonee]

Eights points?? How many is that?

I didn't even catch that. I assume it's at least 16, maybe 24...

 

[FouchodeHond]

maybe they mean if Kevin Mchale was to play today at his age. Probably the same speed.

That doesn’t seem very fair to Kevin even at 61.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

maybe they mean if Kevin Mchale was to play today at his age. Probably the same speed.

It’s a twitter meme going around where you post something that’s very obviously not something and then say you’re going to tell your kids it’s that thing.

 

[BCClone]

It’s a twitter meme going around where you post something that’s very obviously not something and then say you’re going to tell your kids it’s that thing.

Don’t the kids have to have an idea what the hell you’re talking about though?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Don’t the kids have to have an idea what the hell you’re talking about though?

No. That’s the point of a joke.

That said, this was a really lame attempt at it.