A monument to that finest of all jokes, the Dad Joke. Show dad you care!
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #1 A monument to that finest of all jokes, the Dad Joke. Show dad you care!
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #2 What do you call a bear with no ears? B. Reactions: 2020cy and LincolnSwinger
Cyched CF Influencer May 8, 2009 30,950 51,657 113 Denver, CO Jun 14, 2019 #3 Want to hear a joke about paper?
L LincolnSwinger Well-Known Member SuperFanatic SuperFanatic T2 Nov 10, 2008 468 1,083 93 Jun 14, 2019 #4 what did zero say to eight? nice belt
Gomer80 Well-Known Member May 17, 2011 503 516 93 47 Nevada, Iowa Jun 14, 2019 #5 How can you tell a train just went by? It left its tracks. Reactions: mb7299
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #6 Cyched said: Want to hear a joke about paper? Click to expand... Yes Reactions: LincolnSwinger
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #7 What do you call a one-legged woman? Ilene
Cyched CF Influencer May 8, 2009 30,950 51,657 113 Denver, CO Jun 14, 2019 #8 amishclone said: Yes Click to expand... No you don’t. It’s tearable. Reactions: CySmurf, chadly82, amishclone and 2 others
Sigmapolis Minister of Economy SuperFanatic SuperFanatic T2 Aug 10, 2011 25,033 37,144 113 Waukee Jun 14, 2019 #9 Dad, I'm gay. Hello gay, I'm dad. Reactions: LincolnSwinger
Stewo Well-Known Member Oct 29, 2008 16,856 14,812 113 Iowa Jun 14, 2019 #10 Cyched said: No you don’t. It’s tearable. Click to expand... Damn man. That's just....too much dad joke for me.
Cyched said: No you don’t. It’s tearable. Click to expand... Damn man. That's just....too much dad joke for me.
Cyched CF Influencer May 8, 2009 30,950 51,657 113 Denver, CO Jun 14, 2019 #11 Stewo said: Damn man. That's just....too much dad joke for me. Click to expand... Reactions: ISUAlum2002, amishclone, 2020cy and 5 others
srjclone Well-Known Member Nov 17, 2014 11,913 11,245 113 Downtown Minneapolis Jun 14, 2019 #12 How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
cmjh10 Well-Known Member Dec 5, 2012 22,647 14,568 113 Buffalo Center Jun 14, 2019 #13 What is the opposite of defeat? Dehands Reactions: cyclones500
GetAwesome Well-Known Member SuperFanatic SuperFanatic T2 Nov 29, 2010 2,423 4,194 113 Cedar Falls, IA Jun 14, 2019 #14 Kid: ...but I'm cold! Dad: Go stand in the corner, it's 90°. Reactions: CNECloneFan, CySmurf, NickTheGreat and 2 others
C CYEATHAWK Well-Known Member Aug 26, 2007 7,166 5,565 113 Jun 14, 2019 #15 The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name? Bob Reactions: amishclone
BillBrasky4Cy Well-Known Member SuperFanatic SuperFanatic T2 Dec 10, 2013 15,388 28,027 113 Jun 14, 2019 #16 You guys see that new movie "Pirates"? It rated ARRRRRRRRRRRR Reactions: cyclones500
SCyclone Well-Known Member Mar 11, 2014 9,475 12,232 113 Fort Dodge, IA Jun 14, 2019 #17 CYEATHAWK said: The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name? Bob Click to expand... What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a quadriplegic lying on the floor? Matt What do you call two quadriplegics hanging in the window? Curt 'n' Rod Reactions: cyowan and CYEATHAWK
CYEATHAWK said: The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name? Bob Click to expand... What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a quadriplegic lying on the floor? Matt What do you call two quadriplegics hanging in the window? Curt 'n' Rod
chadly82 Well-Known Member SuperFanatic SuperFanatic T2 Sep 10, 2009 5,080 3,700 113 Jun 14, 2019 #18 CYEATHAWK said: The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name? Bob Click to expand... The guy on the wall with no arms or legs Art Reactions: CYEATHAWK
CYEATHAWK said: The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name? Bob Click to expand... The guy on the wall with no arms or legs Art
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #19 What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming Reactions: chadly82, kkise, Tony Gunk and 2 others
amishclone Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2014 2,698 1,831 113 45 Jun 14, 2019 #20 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef Reactions: Tony Gunk and CYEATHAWK