The Little Things I hate about Winter

JM4CY

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There are many things I hate about winter. However, there are few things that infuriate me more than clipping along shoveling my drive and hitting a crack in the cement and stopping my shovel and walking directly into it at a force that feels similar to getting punched by chuck Norris in the stomach.
 

mj4cy

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Agree with the OP. To add to the list:

-Getting kids bundled up to go anywhere....adds at least 10 minutes each trip
-Kids' coats brushing against dirty vehicles
-Garage floor is a mess
-Tracking in snow, slush, sand, dirt
-Interior of my vehicle is destroyed by kids putting their feet on everything
 

KnappShack

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4 seasons are completely overrated

Especially when the worst season lasts 5 goddam months where I'm stuck in the house.

I gotta get out of here. Move someplace warm again
 
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There are many things I hate about winter. However, there are few things that infuriate me more than clipping along shoveling my drive and hitting a crack in the cement and stopping my shovel and walking directly into it at a force that feels similar to getting punched by chuck Norris in the stomach.

Lol, I've lifted myself off the ground exactly like that. Feels great!
 

SCyclone

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There are many things I hate about winter. However, there are few things that infuriate me more than clipping along shoveling my drive and hitting a crack in the cement and stopping my shovel and walking directly into it at a force that feels similar to getting punched by chuck Norris in the stomach.

Be thankful the shovel handle isn't just a bit lower.
 

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Agree with the OP. To add to the list:

-Getting kids bundled up to go anywhere....adds at least 10 minutes each trip
-Kids' coats brushing against dirty vehicles
-Garage floor is a mess
-Tracking in snow, slush, sand, dirt
-Interior of my vehicle is destroyed by kids putting their feet on everything
Sounds like having kids is the main problem...