Favorite Line in Movie History

[ruxCYtable]

That whole movie is pure gold.

Same with Major League.

Something about baseball comedies I guess.

One of the best lines in that movie wasn't a line at all. (When Lou pisses on Dorn's contract.)

"This is your chance to manage in the big leagues!"

"Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls."

 

[cytor]

"These go to 11" .... Nigel Tufnel

 

[deadeyededric]

Road House
Terry Funk-"suppose somebody calls my mama a *****."
Dalton-"is she?"

 

[Bipolarcy]

What is your favorite line in movie history?

Mine is probably "ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS ON BOTH ACCOUNTS!"

First one that comes to mind for me: "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

 

[cyclones7]

 

[1UNI2ISU]

Alice, I’m going to ask a you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or anyone in your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

I’d call that big yes.

ADD:

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
What’s that got to do with it?
Back off Man. I’m a scientist.

"Damnit Ray!! When somebody asks you if you're a God, you say YES!"

 

[thatguy]

"Iggy Pop? He is a drunken bafoon. Give me the Guess Who, who have the COURAGE to be drunken bafoons."-Lester Bangs (Almost famous)

Or

 

[MrApathy]

 

[Deleted member 6804]

OMG, there are so many. Going vintage, two lines from "True Grit" [thanks, Dad]:

"Rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same."



"Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!"

I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man. Robert Duvall - True Grit

 

[arobb]

 

[SCyclone]

Follow-up on "Road House":

Bad guy asks Wade Garrett, as Garrett walks onto the loading dock where Dalton is getting his butt kicked: "Whattya you want, dickhead?"

Garrett replies coolly: "Well, I ain't gonna show you my ****."

 

[BMWallace]

"Heroes get remembered but legends never die."

"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"For-ev-er! For-ev-er! For-ev-er! For-ev-er!"

 

[NorthCyd]

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Disqualified cause he's a hawkeye.

 

[mkadlmkadl]

 

[Cydar]

My thought after hearing the news about Weiler-Babb and Young:

 

[cycloner29]

Terminator 1

Landlord: You gotta dead cat in there?

Arnold: F#ck You @sshole!!

 

[GTO]

"Game over, man! Game over!" - Aliens

 

[Jeffrey Scott]

And, **** seven years of college down the drain.

 

[GTO]

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by ***holes!" - Spaceballs
"THAT was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!" - Spaceballs

 

[JVAR]