Any Virgins Left in Manhattan?

[VTXCyRyD]

I'm not saying that the women in Manhattan are promiscuous, in fact, quite the opposite. I'm sure most of the girls there are virtuous and saving themselves for marriage, but old man Snyder must be sacrificing at least 100/year just to maintain his youthful appearance.

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Really too bad we had a chance to snag him as our coach years ago and didn't.

 

[Cyballz]

 

[harimad]

I'm still considering an appropriate response to... whatever it is this is.

 

[GTO]

OP grades:

C+ for effort.
F- for execution.

 

[CYCLNST8]

 

[CycoCyclone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kbkTj6JMdkpSo/html5

 

[SerenityNow]

I'm lost.

 

[Mr Janny]

I'm not saying that the women in Manhattan are promiscuous, in fact, quite the opposite. I'm sure most of the girls there are virtuous and saving themselves for marriage, but old man Snyder must be sacrificing at least 100/year just to maintain his youthful appearance.

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Really too bad we had a chance to snag him as our coach years ago and didn't.

Wow, you couldn't be further off base with this thread. Frankly, it's laughable and a little bit off-putting to think about virgins being sacrificed to Snyder. Everyone knows he chews on infant kidneys for sustenance, and they're all donated voluntarily. No lives are lost, and nobody experiences any pain... that they'll remember.

 

[Dandy]

I'm lost.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

 

[mctallerton]

 

[jdcyclone19]

 

[madguy30]

I think the jabs at Snyder should be withheld until ISU beats him again.

 

[besserheimerphat]

Not sure about virgins, but there are plenty of sheep if that's your thing.

 

[jdoggivjc]