Friday OT #2 - That's Not A Thing

DurangoCy

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I was born in Cincinnati where my mom was raised. She called green peppers mangoes. When I was in eighth grade while living in the Detroit area, I got into quite the argument with a teacher over what a mango was.

I have since verified on the Internet that people in Cincinnati and other Midwestern areas call green peppers mangoes.

WTF?
 
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cowgirl836

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most of the time when people say they are "weary" of something, they are actually "leery" of it.
 

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My gf used to call drawers "driers." It took me 5 years to get her to stop saying it like that. Probably the biggest achievement in my life to this point.
 
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@cyclones500 gave me this great idea. We had the misheard lyrics a few weeks ago - this is similar, but not the same.

What are some words that either you or someone else have misheard and/or misused either as a child or an adult?

I have several grown-ass adult coworkers who say "leg-ins" instead of "leggings." One of them also says "at nauseum" instead of "ad nauseum" (which is understandable, but don't say it if you don't know what it is) and "alt-a-nator" instead of "alternator."

I remember that I had read the word "reverie" when I was about 8 or so, and liked it so I started using it appropriately. Except I had never heard it aloud, so I kept saying "rev-i-erre."

What are some of yours?

I had seen "epitome" in books many times before I decided to use it in real life. My mom still jokes about my use of "ep-i-tome" and subsequently DH as well.

We shouldn't suffer mockery just because we were well-read children, harrumph!
 

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"When I first read the word Houston, I pronounced it “HOW-sten.” I think that’s normal for a 5-year-old — although I was 16 at the time. "

That's actually how it's pronounced in New York.City. (The street in Manhattan, that is)

And I have trouble with car / bus parks instead of parking lot in foreign places.
 
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I don't want to hijack the thread. I would PM to Angie but don't know how.

There is a class of misuse that I call homophonic malaprops. The most basic is just simply using the wrong word.
"Hopefully Talley can be a good teammate and tow the line."
(this could easily be a typo - e<>w) It also could make a bit of sense as in doing one's part.

Then there is the cultural misunderstanding. "Beyond the pail". A pale is a vertical stake in a palisade wall and the term "beyond the pale" means outside the accepted bounds.

Trump mocking the disabled reporter was beyond the pale.

I have others, most from this "sight".
it pains me to reference a hawk but bare with me

 
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How can you get something "for" free? You can get something for a dollar, or two dollars, but please explain how I can give free in exchange for something?

It annoys me when an announcer says a pass was too tall instead of too high.

Also, anytime less and fewer are used incorrectly...
"This defense have given up less than seven points a game."
 
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How can you get something "for" free? You can get something for a dollar, or two dollars, but please explain how I can give free in exchange for something?

It annoys me when an announcer says a pass was too tall instead of too high.

Also, anytime less and fewer are used incorrectly...
"This defense have given up less than seven points a game."

How about when someone "leaves their feet?"
 

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There is a class of misuse that I call homophonic malaprops. The most basic is just simply using the wrong word.
"Hopefully Talley can be a good teammate and tow the line."
(this could easily be a typo - e<>w) It also could make a bit of sense as in doing one's part.

Then there is the cultural misunderstanding. "Beyond the pail". A pale is a vertical stake in a palisade wall and the term "beyond the pale" means outside the accepted bounds.

Trump mocking the disabled reporter was beyond the pale.

I have others, most from this "sight".
it pains me to reference a hawk but bare with me

Excellent overview.

Unlike many examples in the thread, none of those would count as mistakes when spoken, because obviously you can't detect a homonym. It's only in written form that it's "misspoken."

Amusing admission: I initially misread "homophonic" as "homophobic."
 

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I had seen "epitome" in books many times before I decided to use it in real life. My mom still jokes about my use of "ep-i-tome" and subsequently DH as well.

We shouldn't suffer mockery just because we were well-read children, harrumph!

I forgot - I did the same with epitome! You’re right - it isn’t our fault we are well-read!
 
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You will need to "site" your sources for this one please...

He is most likely referring to HROT - Hawkeye Report Off Topic. Many years ago a poster referred to an opposing basketball player as a "Want of Bee" instead of "Wannabe" and was quite serious about it. This turned into a whole class of malaprops that lasted years. They formed a committee and had rulings on what classified as a WoB.

Basically they were just a bunch of Pre-Madonnas, but it was entertaining.
 
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