STANZ AND FITZ: Episode 9
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(Episode 1/2) Natural Ice: 1.9
Stanz: “That’s not good...do not drink warm.”
Fitz: “No taste at all...Figi water with weird aftertaste compared to Busch Lite.”
NO RATING
Stanz: NR
Fitz: 1.9/10
(Episode 3) Steel Reserve Hi-Gravity Lager: 7 ***
Stanz: “It makes your mouth feel weird afterwards.”
Fitz: “It’s got more taste than Natty Ice...not necessarily good taste.”
INVENTION OF RATING SCALE
Stanz: 4.3/10
Fitz: 3.8/10
***Was given a ratings bump in the 6th and 7th episode, was said that it’s still top of the list.***
(Episode 4) Icehouse: -1.4
Stanz: “Oh my god. Ohhh...that’s really bad. UGH.”
Fitz: “That’s a sour aftertaste...gag worthy...easily the worst beer ever. That’s a bitter beer face.”
RATINGS:
Stanz: -3.2/10
Fitz: 0.4/10
(Episode 5) Hurricane High Gravity: 3.7
Stanz: “Not nearly as bad as Icehouse..If I wanted to get drunk and had $2 to my name, this is an exceptional buy.”
Fitz: “Fine going down, not good aftertaste...if you chug it, it’s fine!”
RATINGS:
Stanz: 3.9/10
Fitz: 3.5/10
(Episode 6) Natty Daddy: 4.8
Stanz: “I expected it to be worse. Tastes like apple juice?? Natty Ice with worse aftertaste.”
Fitz: “I guess it’s pretty high on our scale.
SPECIAL GUEST SEARS: “If you are going to slam it, I guess you could drink it all. I give it a 5.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 5.3/10
Fitz: 4.2/10
(Episode 7) Keystone Ice: 6.4
Stanz: “Not too bad! What I imagine is a drink of choice for young kids.
Fitz: “With it being ice, it tastes like Natural Ice but better. Classic college drinking experience.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 6.6
Fitz: 6.1
(Episode 8) Steel Reserve Hard Pineapple: 4.7
Stanz: “Ohhh...That’s not good. Tastes like a 4 loco. I pretty much bought an off brand 4 Loco. I let you guys down.”
SPECIAL GUEST Cyclone07: “I can’t really describe it...Tastes like somewhat straight pineapple juice. Tastes like a mix of the bad sides of a 4 Loco and a Mike’s Hard.”
Fitz: “Tastes a little like an energy drink. It wasn’t terrible for me.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 4.7/10
Fitz: 5.5/10
GUEST Cyclone07: 4
(Episode 9) Icehouse Edge: 0.9
Stanz: “Oh no. Man, this is just...how have they kept their company afloat?! Who buys this beer and is like ‘Yeah, let’s buy it again!’ It tastes like what my mind used to think Natty Lite tasted like. If you drink Icehouse Edge on the regular and own a house, I’d be impressed.
Fitz: “Oh yeah. Ohhhhhh...same Icehouse bad taste, more alcohol. Why would you get Icehouse unless you love bad beer [taste]? They set out to make a bad beer and succeeded.
RATINGS
Stanz: 1.1
Fitz: .6
Ranked in order of most drinkable:
Steel Reserve (7)
Keystone Ice (6.4)
Natty Daddy (4.8)
Steel Reserve Pineapple (4.7)
Hurricane High Gravity (3.7)
Natural Ice (1.9)
Icehouse Edge (0.9)
Icehouse (-1.4)
Stanz: “That’s not good...do not drink warm.”
Fitz: “No taste at all...Figi water with weird aftertaste compared to Busch Lite.”
NO RATING
Stanz: NR
Fitz: 1.9/10
(Episode 3) Steel Reserve Hi-Gravity Lager: 7 ***
Stanz: “It makes your mouth feel weird afterwards.”
Fitz: “It’s got more taste than Natty Ice...not necessarily good taste.”
INVENTION OF RATING SCALE
Stanz: 4.3/10
Fitz: 3.8/10
***Was given a ratings bump in the 6th and 7th episode, was said that it’s still top of the list.***
(Episode 4) Icehouse: -1.4
Stanz: “Oh my god. Ohhh...that’s really bad. UGH.”
Fitz: “That’s a sour aftertaste...gag worthy...easily the worst beer ever. That’s a bitter beer face.”
RATINGS:
Stanz: -3.2/10
Fitz: 0.4/10
(Episode 5) Hurricane High Gravity: 3.7
Stanz: “Not nearly as bad as Icehouse..If I wanted to get drunk and had $2 to my name, this is an exceptional buy.”
Fitz: “Fine going down, not good aftertaste...if you chug it, it’s fine!”
RATINGS:
Stanz: 3.9/10
Fitz: 3.5/10
(Episode 6) Natty Daddy: 4.8
Stanz: “I expected it to be worse. Tastes like apple juice?? Natty Ice with worse aftertaste.”
Fitz: “I guess it’s pretty high on our scale.
SPECIAL GUEST SEARS: “If you are going to slam it, I guess you could drink it all. I give it a 5.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 5.3/10
Fitz: 4.2/10
(Episode 7) Keystone Ice: 6.4
Stanz: “Not too bad! What I imagine is a drink of choice for young kids.
Fitz: “With it being ice, it tastes like Natural Ice but better. Classic college drinking experience.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 6.6
Fitz: 6.1
(Episode 8) Steel Reserve Hard Pineapple: 4.7
Stanz: “Ohhh...That’s not good. Tastes like a 4 loco. I pretty much bought an off brand 4 Loco. I let you guys down.”
SPECIAL GUEST Cyclone07: “I can’t really describe it...Tastes like somewhat straight pineapple juice. Tastes like a mix of the bad sides of a 4 Loco and a Mike’s Hard.”
Fitz: “Tastes a little like an energy drink. It wasn’t terrible for me.”
RATINGS
Stanz: 4.7/10
Fitz: 5.5/10
GUEST Cyclone07: 4
(Episode 9) Icehouse Edge: 0.9
Stanz: “Oh no. Man, this is just...how have they kept their company afloat?! Who buys this beer and is like ‘Yeah, let’s buy it again!’ It tastes like what my mind used to think Natty Lite tasted like. If you drink Icehouse Edge on the regular and own a house, I’d be impressed.
Fitz: “Oh yeah. Ohhhhhh...same Icehouse bad taste, more alcohol. Why would you get Icehouse unless you love bad beer [taste]? They set out to make a bad beer and succeeded.
RATINGS
Stanz: 1.1
Fitz: .6
Ranked in order of most drinkable:
Steel Reserve (7)
Keystone Ice (6.4)
Natty Daddy (4.8)
Steel Reserve Pineapple (4.7)
Hurricane High Gravity (3.7)
Natural Ice (1.9)
Icehouse Edge (0.9)
Icehouse (-1.4)
Every time I hear that I think they’re hanging out with Lolo Jones and get jealous.
