Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

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SCyclone

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Here's a story for the CWW or Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

I tried to make it short

Hot bartender - married but no one knew it

Starts fooling around with a guy I know

We find out she's married when husband comes to the bar looking for her when she is out with guy I know.

Claims she is getting a divorce and that her husband hits her

Husband knows nothing about a divorce

Husband says she has an outstanding warrant for failure to appear at sentencing for DUI. I assume she can't file for divorce due to the warrant.

Moves in with guy I know

Wrecks guy I know's truck (so I hear)

Police involved now and they see the warrant

Now I have not yet found evidence of the wrecked truck but I do know she is no longer on the Douglas County list of outstanding warrants (she was a couple of weeks ago)

I know what bar she is working at and that Friday is her normal night. Might have to swing by later and see if she is still there.

OK, I can see where this might be interesting from a far-away viewpoint......but what exactly are you going to talk to her about? (I'm just nosy)
 

VeloClone

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@VeloClone. Just remembered this see if you do. You were beating on me for my big head Todd tshirt from the concert I just worked, we ended up doing a swap that included Romano giving me around four shirts. Don't remember what shirt you had to give him.
I don't remember this. Are you sure it was me? If I had a Big Head Todd tee I would still have it. I have kept much worse ones than that. Todd Park Mohr was pretty damned talented. Why did Joe give you more shirts?
 

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OK, I can see where this might be interesting from a far-away viewpoint......but what exactly are you going to talk to her about? (I'm just nosy)
I sure as heck don't plan on bringing it up if she is working. I'll just be my normal self and act like I hadn't heard anything.
 
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CloneLawman

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Fools. Your pathetic, little Lawman thought he could stand to oppose our might. His final lesson came not from a law book, for we deprived him of his life and liberty, and most assuredly without due process of law.

ha ha ha ha

He is now ours. WE are the law. And we'll be coming for another of you soon.
 

cowgirl836

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Fools. Your pathetic, little Lawman thought he could stand to oppose our might. His final lesson came not from a law book, for we deprived him of his life and liberty, and most assuredly without due process of law.

ha ha ha ha

He is now ours. WE are the law. And we'll be coming for another of you soon.


this is interesting.
 

00clone

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Yeah...the boys have pretty much gone off the reservation...

You ain't lyin'....I stopped in after a long time to read the last page and was all...

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I don't remember this. Are you sure it was me? If I had a Big Head Todd tee I would still have it. I have kept much worse ones than that. Todd Park Mohr was pretty damned talented. Why did Joe give you more shirts?


He wanted a shirt that you had. He asked me which one of the shirts that I wanted, but I just took all of them that he offered. I was thinking that we then had to go check a lock at scheman because Joe caught his watch on it. You had said that it was him and not the lock when we got there, but we need to check or else we may not have a job.
 

NWICY

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You ain't lyin'....I stopped in after a long time to read the last page and was all...

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So what's new with the 00 family? Are you involved with the merger/ buyout at work. Does the Mrs. still wear yoga pants.
 

BCClone

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I'll take him! I'll take all of you! I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fears.


You still up for the Halloween party DC? Need to let naughty nun and guido sarriducci if I still need them.

Btw, I'm a married man so that means I have no more tears or a soul.
 
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