I like to imagine there's actually a prolonged, epic in-home battle going on in the Conditt household.
George Jr. is sitting back taking it all in while ma and pa tirelessly plead their respective cases for Illinois and Iowa State. George Sr is taking it hard to social media to sway the debate with public perception; Mrs. Conditt is busy leaving post-it notes in Jr's backpack each day and carefully timing texts for him to receive between classes about the beauty of the Illini facilities and how great his freshman year on campus will be for him while receiving freshly-baked, homemade cookies every week.