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Colorado Family Terrorized by "Mad Pooper"

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Not to panic, but... WHY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE PANICKING??!! AND WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING THE F*****G QUESTIONS???

Mr Janny said:
I mean, that's all that needs to be said, I think...
If nothing else, this should help distract us from the MBB recruiting "panic" right?

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Mad-Pooper-wanted-by-Springs-Police-444969443.html
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TykeClone said:
Did I miss something? What is the appropriate level of panic right now?
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istater7 said:
What is this recruiting panic you speak of?
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When you're jogging down the lane and your tracksuit starts to stain...
 
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Cybyassociation said:
We had a friend when we lived in Chicago who was training for the Chicago Marathon. On one of her morning runs, she had to drop a deuce. It was early morning, so no bodegas were open, the public restrooms were closed to keep out the homeless, so she did her business in a bush. Once she finished, a homeless man sat up on the other side of the bush and asked her what the hell she was doing.
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I peed on a homeless guy one time on accident. It was after a concert and we had about a 40 min drive back. Went next to a dumpster in a dark alley and the dude shot up as I was peeing on him. He was pretty cool about it, especially for just getting peed on. I gave him $10 for breakfast and we called it even.
 
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This is fantastic.
"I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.' ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," Budde admits, defeated.
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Cyclone.TV said:
I peed on a homeless guy one time on accident. It was after a concert and we had about a 40 min drive back. Went next to a dumpster in a dark alley and the dude shot up as I was peeing on him. He was pretty cool about it, especially for just getting peed on. I gave him $10 for breakfast and we called it even.
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Hang on, you paid a guy after peeing on him. Not sure this is legal in Iowa, maybe in Nevada.
 
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One more reason not to run.

On the defensive side: rubber gloves, an ice cream pail, a stick, some water and a super soaker.
 
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When I was in high school there was a similar situation as this Mad Pooper, except nobody knew who it was for several weeks/months. A homeowner would find a nasty present behind his shed every once in a while. It became a local phenomenon known as the Phantom Sh*tter.

Once they finally caught the person in the act, it turned out to be a teacher who had been employed at the middle school for many years. I'm not sure if he got fired or just shamed out of town, but he wasn't around the following year.
 
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Not exactly sure.
Will only work for males and for those not concerned about a ticket. If you catch her, run out and pee on her. Fight fire with fire.
 
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