Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

[BoxsterCy]

Day 7 of my vacation and not once has @BoxsterCy offered to buy me a beer and a walleye sandwich. Rude. Dude even made a pass at my mom, but can't buy a brother a beer when he's on vacation?!

Been having death congestion and haven't been able to drink anything this week. That sucked. Seems like a sinus infection that never ever goes away. I still blame that Rick Klein fastball I took in the face with breaking up and permanent ******* up my sinuses.

I can drug up and go out if you back in da town (cause I got stamina).

 

[stormchaser2014]

You'd think Culver's wouldn't be busy this time of night. Place was packed.

 

[MLawrence]

I don't actually mind the Mall as long as we keep it to once a year.

And whatever you do, don't go on the weekends. Although I have heard it's usually a good time to go during home Viking games.

 

[BCClone]

Happy birthday @SaraV. You guys keep hammering out 15 pages on me so I am only looking at roughly the last one or so. Anything happen in the last month? Besides boxster becoming Pants step dad?

 

[VeloClone]

Sorry about Braun, Chaser, even though I can't stand the guy. Hopefully for your sake he can get over this and play.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Sorry about Braun, Chaser, even though I can't stand the guy. Hopefully for your sake he can get over this and play.

Don't be sorry over a guy who constantly gets sand in his...you know. We've won a lot of games without him. Waste of 20 million.

 

[jcyclonee]

Happy birthday @SaraV. You guys keep hammering out 15 pages on me so I am only looking at roughly the last one or so. Anything happen in the last month? Besides boxster becoming Pants step dad?

Just normal stuff. We're claiming Boxster's stuff again (or at least I get his Summit), Wxman's still having a baby, Chaser has a delayed package, soccer season for Cooler and Velo, baseball season for me, Softball season for Birdie, Rulzzz came up to Mpls and didn't bother to say hi, Sara has car troubles, KC's still an orangutan with well-above average grammar, Erik's preparing for a run, GTO and Gr8 saw the Alien movie (and both meh'ed it) and Lawman makes sure we don't take anything too seriously. New stuff includes CG travelling to the UK and I highly doubt she'll even bring us back a stupid t-shirt, Pants has been on vacation and seems to finally be able to relax after 6 days, Strunk has rejoined us in the circus, and I don't know if it's new stuff but WDSM farted in front of some hot girl. I'm guessing he actually sharted. I'm missing some stuff but this seems like a mostly complete rundown.

 

[stormchaser2014]

That's 3 delayed packages.

 

[jcyclonee]

That's 3 delayed packages.

Don't worry. The packages delivered by these guys were were late for Christmas too.

 

[CloneLawman]

Bad news: I have to work Saturday and it's just me and the boss.
Good news: I get paid cash.

Just remember, the IRS expects you to report all of your income regardless of whether it is reported on a W-2 or 1099.

 

[CloneLawman]

That's 3 delayed packages.

Ain't nobody got no time for having his package delayed. Just remember, justice delayed is justice denied.

 

[jcyclonee]

Just remember, the IRS expects you to report all of your income regardless of whether it is reported on a W-2 or 1099.

Even if it's not reported on either. They're monitoring your lifestyle.

 

[CloneLawman]

Even if it's not reported on either. They're monitoring your lifestyle.

If they pull an audit, Bro, they'll get all of your bank statements. Remember that, too.

 

[CloneLawman]

Even if it's not reported on either. They're monitoring your lifestyle.

Why do you think those packages are "delayed"?



https://www.theatlantic.com/nationa...ment-snooping-through-your-snail-mail/313657/

 

[stormchaser2014]

If they pull an audit, Bro, they'll get all of your bank statements. Remember that, too.

 

[NWICY]

BC, how did the kid do a state track? How's the daughters softball season going? Did you have every thing planted before the monsoon?

 

[wxman1]

Got a new laptop at work and lost all of my bookmarks/saved passwords. Work stuff is easy but I can't for the life of me figure out what my CF password is.

 

[jcyclonee]

Got a new laptop at work and lost all of my bookmarks/saved passwords. Work stuff is easy but I can't for the life of me figure out what my CF password is.

Have you tried flyguy?

 

[jcyclonee]

Got a new laptop at work and lost all of my bookmarks/saved passwords. Work stuff is easy but I can't for the life of me figure out what my CF password is.

chobanirules

 

[stormchaser2014]

Have you tried flyguy?

Thanks for reminding me to get a haircut before next weekend. The salon down the street is called Bombshells and Fly Guys.