Friday OT - Southern Trees Bear a Strange Fruit

[Mr Janny]

@Mr Janny does all of the shopping and cooking - I don't know that we have much weird in there right now? Maybe queso fresco?

You're forgetting that I tried to make a batch of limoncello last summer, and I used raw sugar instead of refined, and instead of the vibrant yellow color I was aiming for, the end result looked like the urine of a 63 year old alcoholic rodeo clown.

So there's still a bottle of that in our fridge. Top shelf. Left of center. Way in the back.

 

[Angie]

You're forgetting that I tried to make a batch of limoncello last summer, and I used raw sugar instead of refined, and instead of the vibrant yellow color I was aiming for, the end result looked like the urine of a 63 year old alcoholic rodeo clown.

So there's still a bottle of that in our fridge. Top shelf. Left of center. Way in the back.

AND YOU GAVE IT AWAY AS A GIFT. We never saw George again after that.

 

[MJ29]

A product for curly hair that has to be refrigerated. But I forget it's there and obviously forget to use it.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Pretty regular stuff for us, strangest thing would be a small leftover container of sauerkraut. Not strange to have leftover kraut, very strange that I would save what looks like less than a teaspoon's worth.

Man, we do this every dang time we have kraut with something.

 

[BCClone]

You're forgetting that I tried to make a batch of limoncello last summer, and I used raw sugar instead of refined, and instead of the vibrant yellow color I was aiming for, the end result looked like the urine of a 63 year old alcoholic rodeo clown.

So there's still a bottle of that in our fridge. Top shelf. Left of center. Way in the back.

Not sure how you know what that 63 year old rodeo clowns urine looks like.

 

[bsaltyman]

I’ve got some pickled herring in the fridge. My wife would call it gross, but I like it.

 

[cycloneG]

We have four different kinds of real maple syrup. Why? Why the **** do we have four open containers of different types of maple syrup?

 

[BuffettClone]

We typically have nightcrawlers in the fridge for the kids during the summer months so they can go fishing some random afternoons.

 

[Mr Janny]

Not sure how you know what that 63 year old rodeo clowns urine looks like.

A few years ago, I was minding my own business at Cheyenne Frontier Days, when out of nowhere, a jellyfish stung me...

 

[GMackey32]

Sounds ******* delicious.

They are pretty good. If you ever get a chance to stop at the Stanhope Locker, I highly recommend it.

 

[ScottyP]

My wife is into essential oils (eye roll) so she has this juice-like drink in the fridge that has wolfberries in it. She takes a shot of that every day. I think it is called Ningxia or something like that. It looks like a bottle of tomato juice or V8.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Garage fridge was just freed of two hog manure samples a few days ago. They get messed up if left warm or sunlight so you either have to chill or freeze them to keep them accurate.

We sometimes end up with doggie stool samples in our fridge when the vet wants one.

 

[BCClone]

We sometimes end up with doggie stool samples in our fridge when the vet wants one.

When I freeze them the freezer gets an aroma for a bit so I try to avoid that.

 

[Frog]

Strange to my wife and kids so probably to most. I have two fresh beef tongues in one of ours thanks to my neighbor. He gave a local locker some work and dropped off a care package including these as he knows I like them.

 

[MeanDean]

Probably the eyedrops for my Glaucoma. Supposed to be refridgerated so a couple month's worth is in a baggie on the bottom shelf of the door.

 

[pulse]

Fish Sauce. Why are you in my fridge, I don’t even like you.

 

[BCClone]

Korn's 'Freak On A Leash' starts out with 12 tracks of silence. Can't remember why

You have a CD or some recording of that song in your fridge? Interesting.

 

[madguy30]

Garage fridge was just freed of two hog manure samples a few days ago. They get messed up if left warm or sunlight so you either have to chill or freeze them to keep them accurate.

The 'garage' like the the shed about 50 meters from the house that you just call a garage, right?

 

[BCClone]

The 'garage' like the the shed about 50 meters from the house that you just call a garage, right?

Nope, the structure attached to the house that I never get to park my vehicle in, and no this is not a euphemism. As the Simpsons would call it, the car hold.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I opened my fridge this morning to grab my lunch for work and there was a lone apple sitting on the shelf with one bite out of it.

Damn teenager