Apple Introduces Laptop without Keyboard

[bos]

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


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"Ill buy almost anything if its shiny and made by apple."

 

[cyclonemaniac7]

That seems like it will take forever to type a paper, but I guess it's easy to use besides that.

 

[ISUFan22]

That seems like it will take forever to type a paper, but I guess it's easy to use besides that.

 

[cowboycurtis]

That seems like it will take forever to type a paper, but I guess it's easy to use besides that.

this computer is going to be used only for dicking around.:biglaugh:

 

[cmoneyr]

I love the list of suggestions that drop down when he's typing. "The aardvark asked for a ride". "The annex was crawling with beetles".

 

[AIT]

"It's unknown if the Wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work instead of ****ing around."

:biglaugh:

I thought this was going to be about a laptop with a touchscreen instead of a keyboard. Maybe I should trademark that idea before someone steals it.

 

[IcSyU]

I thought this was going to be about a laptop with a touchscreen instead of a keyboard. Maybe I should trademark that idea before someone steals it.

Eh, sorry, too late.

 

[MidwestZest]

haha. good find!

 

[cowboycurtis]

I love the list of suggestions that drop down when he's typing. "The aardvark asked for a ride". "The annex was crawling with beetles".

The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe

 

[bos]

haha. good find!

Woah, where did your vid go? That was amusing. "Crash different"

 

[MidwestZest]

8 GB - $2,599 (base model)
40 GB - $9,960

 

[MidwestZest]

Woah, where did your vid go? That was amusing. "Crash different"

haha - you did catch it. I posted it, and THEN proceeded to watch it again - and realized he said the F word towards the end - and i really didn't want to post anything NSFW....I'll post it again if the mod's think it's ok if it's labelled as containing cursing....

 

[cowboycurtis]

The scroll on the bottom has some good ones.

"Intellectual stimulus package to give everyone a graduate dergree."

 

[kc_clone]

Ah, The Onion is a great news channel. I like this report about parents outsourcing their child care to India. I especially like when they put their child in a box and cover him in packing peanuts!

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[AirWalke]

That was hilarious! :biglaugh: Love the Sudoku killer at the end.

 

[MidwestZest]

OK - i'll go ahead and repost that video-

Warning - he does say damn and the F word a few times in this video

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1dc]YouTube - PC vs Mac[/ame]

 

[Nedrick]

As a Mac user, I couldn't stop laughing. Great satire!!

 

[cyclonemaniac7]

I only watched the first half without the sound before. I watched the full thing with sound this time, and I could tell they were making fun of it.

 

[Flag Guy]

Ah man... I almost spewed my lunch all over my keyboard with that end part about wether it'd catch on in the business world, where people use their computers for work instead of just dicking around

 

[CycloneErik]

Eh, sorry, too late.

Invested your Nigerian money already? Very aggressive!