New "Fight Club" ending in China (Spoiler)

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Although I think the book ended with the bombs not going off either, but the movie ending seems way cooler.
 

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So this is like a real thing? Hah! How rich is the irony. They took an anti-establishment movie and had the authorities win in the end.
 

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They have made alternate endings for other movies just to get them approved to show in China.
My brother saw one of the Ironman movies while over there. The entire movie was English with Chinese subtitles. The last scene was in Chinese so he had to ask someone what happened.
 
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In the North Korean version Kim Jong-Un, inflitrates the Pyongyang branch. He challenges Tyler Durdin, an American CIA agent, to a fight. He defeats Durdin with one punch, with his off hand. The punch is so hard Durdin is decapitated, his head flies across the room and embeds in a concrete wall.

Seeing the magnificence and rightousness of Kim all Fight Club members swear allegence to him.

Kim changes the bombing plot to target New York, LA, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, Seattle, Miami, Kansas City, St Louis, Minneapolis, San Diego, San Francisco, Phoenix, New Orleans, Nashville, Indianapolis, Pittsburg, Philadelphia as well as many others.

The plot works flawlessly and all American cities crumble. The economy collapses and Americans throw off capitalism and democracy. North Korea annexes all of North America.

The End.
 
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Don't fool yourself, though. This is exactly the kind of **** that Iowa's Fuhress is pulling with the schools. Glad I am far beyond her reach (assuming she doesn't invade Minnesota and then work her way north).
Southern Minnesota is a buffer state like the Donbas.