ISU Hosts Bowl Game and Other Fiction!

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Fun Friday activity...

1. If ISU were to host a ball game in January, what would ISU/Ames call it?
2. What football teams should/would ISU chose to host?
3. What could ISU do to enhance the experience at Jack Trice Stadium?

Do a good job!

Here are some ideas to get it started!

Names:
Sauer-Danfoss.com Bowl
Holy **** It's Cold Bowl
The Krispy Kreme Donut Bowl - Free donut to anyone attending.
The Billy Sunday Bowl - Free sermon at half time for those attending.
The Dinkey Bowl

Teams:
Teams that went 0-fer the entire season.
Teams in Division I with the smallest average physical size.

Enchantments:
Don't scoop the field before kick off for snow.
If no snow, bring in snow machines and blow snow across the field at high speed.
Disallow the use of gloves by all players and coaches. Running game and frost bite, here we come!

 

[IcSyU]

Holy **** It's Cold Bowl

That's already in Boise, Idaho. :wink:

 

[jakemcilroy]

The Corn Bowl.

 

[bos]

This is ISU's Bowl Game Bowl

 

[tim_redd]

Somehow, we should play it the week after the Iowa game(only if ISU wins), and call it the Pro Bowl.

 

[cloneu]

1. We have an Indoor Tornado Simulator thing Bowl. WITS Bowl for short
2. I'm sure Upper Iowa is available.
3. Sweet Caroline as the teams come onto the field. Guess the season ticket sales of next season (students included!), 1st place prize is a suit for the next season.

 

[RyCy04]

Have teams that have had a turn around season and call it the "New Direction Bowl" (Say it faster and aloud to yourself)

 

[jaretac]

The Blizzard bowl. Only for teams that like throwing the ball.:wink:

or the TV Bowl, because that's the only way anyone is going to watch it.

 

[maui6651]

Make the players wear snowpants :smile:

 

[cyowa]

Stone Cold 90's Bowl! - A Celebration of Mediocrity!

The exclusive bowl reserved for those teams who haven't won any kind of outright champianship in 90 or more years.

 

[ajk4st8]

Make the players wear snowpants :smile:

I know one guy here who would agree with that.

 

[BigSkyCy2]

Didn't we host the Toilet Bowl in Mac's first game as a head coach? Wasn't it 0-12 ISU hosting 0-12 Ohio that year?

 

[aeroclone]

I think we can go ahead and host the Hey, Would it Kill Somebody to Make Us Play Up North In The Weather Once In a While Bowl!

Texas vs. Texas Tech each and every year

And just to make sure it is a perfect day, we should play it after the BCS games, sometime in mid to late January!

 

[chuckd4735]

The Barilla Pasta Bowl

 

[d4nim4l]

Didn't we host the Toilet Bowl in Mac's first game as a head coach? Wasn't it 0-12 ISU hosting 0-12 Ohio that year?

And we won!

 

[tejasclone]

And we won!

So suck it, Ohio.

 

[jaretac]

So suck it, Ohio.

Yeah, we are only the second worse team in college football. Something to be proud about.

 

[BigSkyCy2]

Yeah, we are only the second worse team in college football. Something to be proud about.

You do realize we're talking about a game played in 1996, with records of 1995 being talked about right?

 

[Cyclone62]

Holy **** It's Cold Bowl

I would love to see TV promos for this Bowl. "Come to Ames, IA in January! Where it's cold enough to make sure your testicles stay ascended!"

 

[Wesley]

Some more possibilities that were trashed:
The Iceberg Bowl
The Not ready for Prime Time Bowl
The Dan McCarney Memorial Bowl
The Pride bowl
The Sarah Palin Snow Machine Bowl
The We have to make a Buck Bowl
The Global Poverty Bowl
The Neuter Bowl
The Accomplishment Bowl
The GM/Ford/Chrysler Unification Bowl
The For all the Marbles Bowl
The Third World Bowl