Without further anticlimacticism --- my questions, submitted for your approval.
Super Bowl Question I: Which non-game/off-field Super Bowl tradition annoys you most (or interests you least)? Elaborate.
Super Bowl Question II: Kickoff is scheduled for 5:30 p.m. Central. Pretend you are The God of TV-Sports Scheduling. What ideal kickoff time would you set for the Big Game? (assume it still takes place on Sunday, not some other day of the week).
Super Bowl Question III: Who is named MVP of Super Bowl LIV? You’re required to note the results during next week’s Mailbag.