I had these questions related to an answer from last week's mailbag. I've been anxiously waiting for 5 days and don't know if I can even stand to wait another 2.
Pants: I once saw a stripper in a robe at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, Indiana. She was like, hot, but stripper hot, you know what I mean? She stole my tie clip.
I have tons of questions about this.
Like, during a dance?
Was she trying to do a trick like the one with the ping pong ball?
Why were you wearing a tie clip?
When in a strip club in Kokomo, do they just play that Beach Boys song on loop or do they play the same bad music they play at every strip bar? Not that I don't enjoy Pour Some Sugar on Me but it's not exactly Ode to Joy from Beethoven's 9th Symphony.
Did the tie clip land on the floor and did you do the smart thing at that time and say, "Just keep it" while thinking to yourself "I ain't picking that thing up off of the Kokomo strip club floor."
Was this the strip club in Indiana that Rick Pitino imported girls from for Louisville recruits? How lame are Louisville clubs that you prefer to import girls from Indiana? Like I have a right to talk. A certain unnamed football team from the state I currently reside in brought exotic dancers from a thousand miles away for a certain boat trip.
Was this actually a parting gift after having a nice breakfast together?