Would you take a non lethal gunshot to the thigh in exchange for an Iowa State national championship

[CyGuy5]

Saw this question on r/cfb, and it made me curious to see how the CF crowd would respond. Personally, I’d take it for an natty in football

Edit: on the reddit post there are 2 assumptions. 1) the team wins the title in your lifetime, but you don’t know when; and 2) you don’t know the severity of the wound. It could be a flesh wound or you could limp for the rest of your days

 

[RING4CY]

How quickly do I recover?

 

[Cyched]

Yes.

 

[JP4CY]

I'm cool with limping. That means a great parking spot and a good seat.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

CF offseason at its finest

 

[FarmClone]

Am I cool with it? I would do it to myself.

 

[bsaltyman]

Sport of my choice? Maybe. But not for XC or wrestling or something like that.

 

[CloneIce]

Not if I was permanently affected. If otherwise, hell yes!

 

[bosco]

This seems like a no brainer bring on the next level questions.

 

[nfrine]

CF offseason at its finest

In the running for dumbest thread of the year.

 

[SCNCY]

As much I would like isu to win a championship, I do enjoy my mobility. Considering I have diabetes, I am at higher risk of being immobile in the future.

 

[Jacktronic]

If I am able to live without chronic pain from the injury, yes. Honestly I'd probably take multiple.

 

[cycloneML]

Yes to both thighs

 

[JP4CY]

Can we show this thread to recruits? Bet the land thieves or purple Kansas fans wouldnt.

 

[LarryISU]

I opened this expecting no, no, no, no.... Quite disturbing to see anything else. But obviously I'm the oddball.

 

[harimad]

Not my thigh, but the thigh of other CF posters, sure. Yes, they may be hurt, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

If I could get it within 2-3 years and a flesh wound, 100%.

 

[Cyder91]

Not if I was permanently affected. If otherwise, hell yes!

c'mom man! It's simple.....no qualifiers! it's an automatic yes. Plain. Simple. no other answer.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

Can it be on the job so I get that workers comp? How many shots can I get? I want a dynasty.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Is it like a spectacle for the gunshot? Like a parade and then drop down on top of Hilton from a helicopter with thousands tailgating in the paved lots for the event and then Fred Hoiberg shoots me with the surrendered sidearm of Robert E Lee?

Or is it like, I will get shot randomly in the thigh while riding down the bike trail at some random time?