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Wait. You worked at a bank? That's another job to add to your list.


Hey, I always mentioned that, first job out of college was a loan officer. Oddly enough, I went into the grocery store just a couple days ago to get my mom some snack like stuff. Cashier ringing me out looks at me and asks if its for the bank, I go, "What". She gets embarrassed and says, I asked if it was for the bank, I know you don't work there anymore.

I used to be the errand runner at the bank being the new person, so picking up snacks and such was one of my jobs. She felt worse when I mentioned that I left that place in 1997
 
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I liked this before reading it all, then had to change to a dislike.

Also, I should it be known, your offspring is of age that the eldest could be my child. I can 100% assure everyone that she would be safe from myself (plus, she’s super intelligent, so she wouldn’t fall for stupid pick up lines.)
This doesn't make me feel any better. She dated glorious-haired hockey boy this summer.
 
I liked this before reading it all, then had to change to a dislike.

Also, I should it be known, your offspring is of age that the eldest could be my child. I can 100% assure everyone that she would be safe from myself (plus, she’s super intelligent, so she wouldn’t fall for stupid pick up lines.)



Were you the one with the formula for what ages to date? I always joke about a trophy wife, but honestly, I don't think I could even imagine dating anyone who wasn't at least with in 10 years of me on the younger side. Maybe 11-12 if I stretched it. That would mean minimum of 35 at the extreme. I just don't think I'd have much in common with a 25 year old.
 
This doesn't make me feel any better. She dated glorious-haired hockey boy this summer.
But was she dating him because of his pick-up lines or glorious hair?

You are probably safe, because Pants is considered extremely old to her now.
Can confirm. Pants uses Facebook, so he’s too old for the youts of today
 
Were you the one with the formula for what ages to date? I always joke about a trophy wife, but honestly, I don't think I could even imagine dating anyone who wasn't at least with in 10 years of me on the younger side. Maybe 11-12 if I stretched it. That would mean minimum of 35 at the extreme. I just don't think I'd have much in common with a 25 year old.

I don’t really have a formula, though I do say I’d prefer she and I were both in high school at some point at the same time, even if one was a freshman and one was a senior. So that’s roughly 4-5 years either way as a max. But I wouldn’t call it a steadfast rule.

I do think it’s probably easier for older men to date younger women because women mature much faster and better (no offense, guys, but outside of maybe Woo, who is like a male CG that is a 60 year old in a young person’s body, most 25 year old women are more mature than any of us dudes that post here).
 
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Were you the one with the formula for what ages to date? I always joke about a trophy wife, but honestly, I don't think I could even imagine dating anyone who wasn't at least with in 10 years of me on the younger side. Maybe 11-12 if I stretched it. That would mean minimum of 35 at the extreme. I just don't think I'd have much in common with a 25 year old.
I always hear 1/2 you age plus 7.

So if your're 50 you can date a 32 year old. ;)
 
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I always hear 1/2 you age plus 7.

So if your're 50 you can date a 32 year old. ;)
I'm 50. Let's take a look who's available and is 32.
Alexandra Daddario... nice.
Megan Fox... nice.
Lindsey Lohan, oh dear god no.

Just so that we all know, JLH is 39. I'm not sure if she's available for Boxster. It's really close.
 
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