Most bizarre town names for each state

[CloneGuy8]

http://awkward.com/bizarre-names-towns-u-s/2/

Iowa representing with Balltown, Beaverdale (technically not a city), Confidence, Cool, Correctionville, Diagonal, Fertile, Hard Scratch, Manly, Toddville, What Cheer

 

[Sigmapolis]

http://awkward.com/bizarre-names-towns-u-s/2/

Iowa representing with Balltown, Beaverdale (technically not a city), Confidence, Cool, Correctionville, Diagonal, Fertile, Hard Scratch, Manly, Toddville, What Cheer

Manly wins. "Manly Library, Manly Water Tower, Manly Police Station," etc.

 

[VeloClone]

What Cheer was the one that immediately popped into my head.

 

[Doc]

Dickshooter, Idaho....

 

[Doc]

If they expanded to provinces, we could have Dildo, Newfoundland.

 

[KnappShack]

http://awkward.com/bizarre-names-towns-u-s/2/

Iowa representing with Balltown, Beaverdale (technically not a city), Confidence, Cool, Correctionville, Diagonal, Fertile, Hard Scratch, Manly, Toddville, What Cheer

Beaverdale is in southeast Iowa

 

[jay moe]

Bald Knob, Arkansas

 

[chuckd4735]

Manly wins. "Manly Library, Manly Water Tower, Manly Police Station," etc.

Balltown is just a hair away from Dickeyville (Wisconsin).

 

[VeloClone]

Up here in Minnesota we have Warroad, Sleepy Eye, Embarrass, Nowthen, Savage, Norwood Young America and Climax and they choose LIttle Canada?

 

[Cycsk]

Iowa City for those who aren't creative enough to find a different name for their city and state (or aren't smart enough to remember both a city and state name).

 

[VeloClone]

Iowa City for those who aren't creative enough to find a different name for their city and state (or aren't smart enough to remember both a city and state name).

This reminds me of the shirt that I saw years ago that said Ohio State University, Iowa City, Idaho on it.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Washington: They got Humptulips
What about -
Pysht (pissed with a lisp)
Kalaloch (pronounced claylock)
Sequim (pronounced Skwim)
Steilacoom (pronounced STILL-uh-cum)
Chehalis (pronounced shuh-HAY-liss)

and the wonderfully boring:
George, Washington

@besserheimerphat could probably come up with a few more...

 

[MeanDean]

Could/should have included Strawberry Point. Also Letts.

 

[DeereClone]

Dike

 

[DeereClone]

Manly wins. "Manly Library, Manly Water Tower, Manly Police Station," etc.

Manly city council-woman

 

[mywayorcyway]

Manly man marries Fertile woman.

I think that may have made an appearance on The Tonight Show a long time ago.

 

[MeanDean]

Manly man marries Fertile woman.

I think that may have made an appearance on The Tonight Show a long time ago.

Illinois version: "Oblong Man to wed Normal Girl"

 

[MeanDean]

Manly city council-woman

Post office employee there: Manly Mailman. Talk about redundant!

 

[mj4cy]

http://awkward.com/bizarre-names-towns-u-s/2/

Iowa representing with Balltown, Beaverdale (technically not a city), Confidence, Cool, Correctionville, Diagonal, Fertile, Hard Scratch, Manly, Toddville, What Cheer

No Keokuk???

Or even Sac City?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

There's a town in Ireland named Gorey. Not spelled the same but we drove past "Gorey Chinese Food"