If your Life was a Line from an Old School Hip Hop Song...

If your Life was a Line from an Old School Hip Hop Song... (multiple choice)

  • I'm not watered down so I'm dying of thirst.

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  • Too much television watching got me chasing dreams.

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CycloneRulzzz

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This song turned 20 in August.

[video=youtube;cpGbzYlnz7c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c[/video]
 

cyrocksmypants

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MC Shan won't turn informer!

[video=youtube;StlMdNcvCJo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo[/video]

Probably the best Canadian rapper ever. And 12 Inches of Snow is an amazing album title if your performer name is Snow.

This reminds me, I've been thinking about making a playlist for 90s songs I'm embarrassed to admit I love.
 

carvers4math

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Damn, Carvers, you're hardcore!

Well not really. You live with enough kids, you hear every genre of music. Plus, Motownphilly has both title and artist in lyrics so I can't forget. The other one, I'm an expert at tossing ham in a fryin' pan, right up my alley.
 
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GTO

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Probably the best Canadian rapper ever. And 12 Inches of Snow is an amazing album title if your performer name is Snow.

This reminds me, I've been thinking about making a playlist for 90s songs I'm embarrassed to admit I love.
I'll admit I owned the cassette tape.
 

Cy$

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[video=youtube;0FRWQ914J4Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRWQ914J4Q[/video]



:jimlad:
 

carvers4math

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I kinda need a dance off to keep me awake until last kid finishes off the homework, blasted AP Physics.
 

CycloneRulzzz

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NSFW some language

[video=youtube;Jmqa99Ar1Hs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmqa99Ar1Hs[/video]
 

CycloneRulzzz

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It's way too vulgar to post here. Search Epic rap battle Adam and Eve on youtube. You won't be disappointed.
 

BCClone

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Not exactly sure.
I kinda need a dance off to keep me awake until last kid finishes off the homework, blasted AP Physics.



So my kids aren't the only ones that wait until 11 to tell me that they have homework they need help with. Finally got to sleep before midnight last night.
 

BCClone

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Not exactly sure.
Humpty was the favorite hawk rapper. Talked about their two favorite things. Getting busy in a bathroom and their normal.place of work, BK.
 

djcubby

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Used to listen to Cypress Hill all the time!

fat boy on a diet, don't try it. I'll check your a** like a looter in a riot...
 

klamath632

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  • Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Grandmaster Flash - The Message
  • I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Digital Underground - Humpty Dance
  • I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. - Skee-Lo I Wish
  • Never trust a big butt and a smile. Bell Biv Devoe - Poison
  • Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. - Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
  • Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin'. Music comes on people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants. - Young MC - Bust A Move
  • I'm not watered down so I'm dying of thirst. - dunno
  • Not too hard, not too soft. - dunno
  • Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Biz Markie - Just A Friend?
  • Quick to the point, to the point, no faking. Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
  • I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top. - House of Pain - Jump Around
  • Too much television watching got me chasing dreams. - dunno
  • Just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone. - dunno
  • No batteries included and no strings attached. - dunno
  • Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious. - dunno
  • The master of the plan wrappin' s**t like Saran. - dunno
  • Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside - dunno
  • You're now down with a discount. - Naughty By Nature O.P.P.
  • Fat boy on a diet, don't try it. - dunno
  • Other

I have to choose Other though. My personal favorite:
Here it is
Bam!
And you say, Goddamn
This is the dope jam
 

ISUME

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Check it, I grew up a ****in' screw-up. Got introduced to the game, got a ounce and ****in' blew up.


 

Angie

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You've got gall, you've got guile to step to me - I'm a rapophile.

I've had at least ten of these lyrics as my Facebook status at some point. Great thread idea.