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Cyclone_Power

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BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
 
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clones_jer

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Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

old joke ... did you hear the one about the road and the chicken?
 
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mauiclone

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Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!!
 
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soccercy

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Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

How is it possible that anyone has not heard this yet?
 
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thunderdave

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mauiclone said:
I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!![/quote]
Does anyone remember Floppy?
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Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

Im sorry, i laughed, its been a looooooong day.
 
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brentskicy

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Cyclone_Power said:
BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
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are the players okay? are they going to be able to play on Saturday?
 
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Cyclone_Power

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You never know, if I was them I would be frightened at the sight of the goal line too. Somethin that you haven't seen for so long, just creep up on you like that. I don't blame them if Saturday's game is postponed due to Posttraumatic Stress
 
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j4state

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Cheesy joke but I like it. So true!

Maybe our offensive should ask our defense what the goal line looks like. They are much more familiar with red zone situations this season.
 
ketchupnmustard

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Cyclone_Power said:
BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
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I think Duane Ellet & Floppy just rolled over.
 
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If we're doing bad jokes...here goes.

What are the best 4 years of a Hawkeye student/athlete's life?
 
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