The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

[Mr Janny]

obviously subjective, but some good stuff in here.

http://www.thewire.com/entertainmen...ery-simpsons-character-ever-delivered/378879/

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

One of my favorites...

 

[Farnsworth]

I have not heard of this marathon, wish I had time for some classics.

Scorpio, Monorail, Stone Cutters

 

[CYCLNST8]

Dying tickles! ~Ralphie

-also-

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! ~Duffman

 

[laminak]

obviously subjective, but some good stuff in here.

http://www.thewire.com/entertainmen...ery-simpsons-character-ever-delivered/378879/

Ralph's should have been, "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers," or "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

I agree with Milhouse's. I recite that line all the time to my wife when a few good things happen.

 

[FarminCy]

I think this is still my favorite all time.

[video=youtube;EM3NSTbi4OQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM3NSTbi4OQ[/video]

 

[TykeClone]

Ralph's should have been, "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers," or "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

I agree with Milhouse's. I recite that line all the time to my wife when a few good things happen.

Unpossible is a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[laminak]

The best Lisa quote:

[video=youtube;AvgrXf3tQAM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvgrXf3tQAM[/video]

 

[tejasclone]

Nearly any line delivered by Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz is an instant classic.

 

[SoapyCy]

I wish DirecTV had FXX on the standard package

 

[JP4CY]

Burns: Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME!!! You're off the team, FOR GOOD!!
Mattingly: Fine! I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

 

[SoapyCy]

Troy McClure is the best on one that list.

 

[Clone1138]

My favorite Homer quote is "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Some of my favorites:

Ralph - "Now he's gonna smell like hot dogs"
Mr Burns - "Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed" (mentioned in that article)
Homer - "Bart, you tried and you failed, the lesson is never try"

 

[pulse]

Homer, "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead!"

 

[NickTheGreat]

Most of those are not the characters' best lines. oliceman:

Homer's has to be "Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Though the Troy McClure one is hilarious ""Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

:biglaugh:

 

[roundball]

Troy McClure is the best on one that list.

Sure I love you, baby...like I love Fresca! Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is that we know ours is a sham!

 

[cydsho]

Lisa: Dad, for the last time, please don't lower yourself to the level of the mob.
Homer: Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?

Miss Springfield: Gentlemen, start your whacking.

Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Dieâ€￾ and “Gladys, the Groovy Muleâ€￾

 

[oldman]

Nelson Muntz -- "I said HA HA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClynhFKMs3c

 

[heitclone]

Troy McClue has got to be the best character on the show.