Just witnessed the weirdest thing

[stormchaser2014]

On one of my lamps is an octagonal lamp shade. I noticed that a bug landed on it and started doing laps on the top rim of the shade. I counted about 24 laps. It then stopped, and then I killed it. Thought I'd share this........summer........

 

[BallSoHard4Cy]

On one of my lamps is an octagonal lamp shade. I noticed that a bug landed on it and started doing laps on the top rim of the shade. I counted about 24 laps. It then stopped, and then I killed it. Thought I'd share this........summer........

That sounds really... boring.

 

[chuckd4735]

On one of my lamps is an octagonal lamp shade. I noticed that a bug landed on it and started doing laps on the top rim of the shade. I counted about 24 laps. It then stopped, and then I killed it. Thought I'd share this........summer........

You killed it when it was tired? Come back when you man up and kill it when its able to fend for itself.

 

[cowgirl836]

that sounds boring. Go order something from ebay. I bet that story will have a more exciting ending

 

[cyclones500]

On one of my lamps is an octagonal lamp shade. I noticed that a bug landed on it and started doing laps on the top rim of the shade. I counted about 24 laps. It then stopped, and then I killed it. Thought I'd share this........summer........

Is this what God would reflect on after a runner died at the conclusion of a 10,000-meter run?

That's what came to mind when I read your post.

Perhaps my take on it is, um, 'unusual'.
:smile:

 

[00clone]

Bug now posting on a bug forum:

So, this guy whose apartment I've invaded...he's kind of weird, so I decide to see how long I can get him to watch me. I land on this lampshade...now here's the good part, I didn't pick a normal, round one, I pick an octagonal one, right, because it's weirder. Then, I just start walking. Round and round, away I go. And he just keeps watching. I can tell he's trying not to look too obvious, but I can see him watching me. Oh, sure, he keeps on ranting about fedex deliveries or some such thing, but he's watching me. I got up to 24 laps before he swatted at me and I had to play dead. Twenty-**cking FOUR man! He sat there for 24 laps!

 

[cyson]

24 laps. Hmm

 

[stormchaser2014]

You killed it when it was tired? Come back when you man up and kill it when its able to fend for itself.

I don't think I can kill it twice

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Bug now posting on a bug forum:

This is why 00clone made my top 50 cf'er list. Gold!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Feed it to the spider on the other thread...

 

[cstrunk]

Thread is an impressive 9/10 already after 00clones' post. Bravo.

 

[Ciclone]

Feed it to the spider on the other thread...

Let's all agree to not talk about the spider in the other thread.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

It was probably trying to signal and warn you about the spider under your sheets.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Half of the posters on this thread are now going to burn their beds and sleep on their couches...

 

[iacyguy]

But did it sweat?

 

[Heilsqauvador]

Sounds like the bug ran out of gas.

 

[pourcyne]

Think of this way: maybe reincarnation is true and you killed Hitler. Or John Lennon...

[video=youtube_share;EqP3wT5lpa4]http://youtu.be/EqP3wT5lpa4[/video]

 

[Knownothing]

Did you tell the bug "You can run, But you will die tired". Old Sniper quote.

 

[MeanDean]

What does the Octagonal shape of the shade have to do with it?

Are you implying it would have buzzed harmlessly away if the shade had been circular?

 

[Tailg8er]

Which brings me to my next point: Don't. Smoke. Crack.