OT: What is your 'go to' line of swear words?

[dahliaclone]

Someone unbelievable happens, and you belt out your favorite string of swear words...what is it? Topic of conversation at the office today...

Mine is JTFC. Jesus Ti**y Fu**ing Chris*

 

[ketelmeister]

shoot, darned, dag nabbit.

 

[ISUagger]

This thread probably won't last long. A****ots.

 

[packattack425]

This whole thread is going to be people trying to figure out what swear ***** is.

 

[dahliaclone]

shoot, darned, dag nabbit.

you must be from southern MN

 

[sunnysideup]

**** **** ***

 

[brentblum]

You can go suck on a fat one...

bringing it back now.

 

[Cyclonepride]

**** stick. Not sure where I got that

 

[drlove]

HolySh$tsnacks

 

[kentkel]

Since I'm a Christian, these are the words I'm allowed to use:
[video=youtube;bzKvNMgQy0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzKvNMgQy0M[/video]

 

[cyclonebillski]

My boss' is awesome. "Good g0d damn mother f'ing night!". Says it when he's really mad and its hard not to laugh.

 

[cmjh10]

dooshnozle

 

[alarson]

Is it friday? This looks like a friday thread.

 

[SaraV]

Since I'm not a swearer...

Son of a motherless pig-dog

Holy crap dipped in bread crumbs on a stick

Or...

Firetruck. Starts with F.....ends in u-c-k

 

[stormchaser2014]

******* Wankah

 

[cmjh10]

Cheese and rice

 

[every_yard]

Gautama Flippin Buddha

 

[Solid]

Kurwa!

 

[cyhiphopp]

Funky Buttloving

 

[cyhiphopp]

Fuuuuuudge