Siri 2/6/14

[dmclone]

Ask Siri if today is a holiday.

 

[CapnCy]

So...if you are needing a reason to celebrate, you now have justification?

 

[ISUCubswin]

Well then.

 

[cmjh10]

Can someone let me know what the holiday is? I have a dumb phone.

 

[ISUCubswin]

Can someone let me know what the holiday is? I have a dumb phone.

Why it's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation day.

You shouldn't need an iPhone to know that!

 

[cmjh10]

Why it's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation day.

You shouldn't need an iPhone to know that!

Oh yeah, how could I forget.

 

[jtdoyle1]

I think this should be everyday.

 

[Tailg8er]

How in the world did you even stumble upon this??

 

[Tre4ISU]

Looks like I have the night off then.

 

[ISUCubswin]

How in the world did you even stumble upon this??

He wanted to try something out with his girlfriend. She stopped him and showed him this.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

Why it's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation day.

You shouldn't need an iPhone to know that!

Says the guy that has herpes

 

[1100011CS]

Why it's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation day.

You shouldn't need an iPhone to know that!

Well that would explain the tweets I saw today saying FGM is worse than circumcision.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Well that would explain the tweets I saw today saying FGM is worse than circumcision.

Both are pretty terrible.

Countdown to thread lock in 5... 4...

 

[FarminCy]

Why it's International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation day.

You shouldn't need an iPhone to know that!

I thought you were making that up and it was actually something else. Than I asked Siri, WTF!!! There really is a holiday for everything.

I now know what I will be asking my phone everyday.

 

[nj829]

oh my. I then had to ask her what that meant. She proceeded to tell me exactly what "that" meant.

 

[Al_4_State]

Both are pretty terrible.

Countdown to thread lock in 5... 4...

The horrors of circumcision....

 

[Gunnerclone]

Geezus, am I the only one that wore a burnt sienna ribbon all day today?

 

[MeanDean]

I was wondering what all those cakes with the weird decorations were all about.