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The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.
Suicide by badger? That is so ******* metal.
 

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On a somewhat related note I watched some of the UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares starring the full sized Gordon Ramsey on Netflix and they are so much better than the American version.
 

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On a somewhat related note I watched some of the UK episodes of Kitchen Nightmares starring the full sized Gordon Ramsey on Netflix and they are so much better than the American version.

I think you're focused on the wrong part of this story.
 

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I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.
 

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I'm a little skeptical. There's a small chance that this story is a tiny bit exaggerated. Sad deal though. Died at 35? Such a short life.

I see what you did there.
a,r,m,o,y,n,g,d,s,o,a,r = Gordon Ramsay
Anagram. You clever hawk fan, you.
 

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Seriously guys...how are you overlooking the title of this dwarf porn:

"The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den,"
 

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anyone else see this is from 2011?

yeah, and it's not even true. So what? A story like this is timeless.
Do you think hundreds of years from now, when humanity has evolved, and people discover the lost archive of Cyclone Fanatic threads, that they'll read it and think, "but the story was 3 years old when he posted it?" Of course not. They'll just read it and laugh, and maybe power on Wesley to ask who this "Mr Janny" was and how he could be so damned funny.
 

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Seriously guys...how are you overlooking the title of this dwarf porn:

"The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den,"

Well, I don't think anyone wanted to get Disney's lawyers involved.
 

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Thank you. This has been my favorite episode of Gilmore Girls.