We're losing the point of this in the discussion of China's air pollution problem...as a guy who got up at 4 this morning to put the turkey on the smoker for my family's (belated) thanksgiving feast, may I remind you that THEY TOOK AWAY BARBECUE GRILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, maybe some of you don't take this seriously, but I do. Sure, this is 'merica, but one can never be too flippant when the possibility of losing the right to grill is present. Like Charleton Heston with his guns, you will get my grill when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Henceforth, I propose the following as the 28th amendment (based on the 2nd):
A well fed populace being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to smoke and grill meats and other tasty foods shall not be infringed.
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