Friday OT #2: What Would I Say?

Angie

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Just because it's random Friday in my head - there's this randomizing thing where you can put in your Facebook profile, and it will take your statuses and comments and jumble up different things you have said. I'm curious who is the weirdest person on CF.

What Would I Say? Facebook App

I'll throw out a few to start, these aren't the weirdest, but they're not normal:

"They were kind of like an ENT showing your spouse the Spider at this point."

"You just wanna see the fact that dang Sally Lou, HFM, and Lyme disease simultaneously would a Game of Thrones is sooooo different, an adult laryngitis or grossly underuse the reply to drop $45 to have you find yourself free. Let me down 20 miles home even in that awful since it's traditional old school, and still remember the right at the baby teeth and still remember the Beastie Boys, Beck, and some OJ are not alone! I also won't touch them."

"She pulls out and I loved Yo Gabba Gabba."

"That would be superficially charming before he got full-on nuts."

"Happy Mother's Day to the 50 greatest grunge songs ever."
 
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Angie

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"Caps lock got stuck in sarcasm protest" - I might have actually written that exact sentence.
 

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If I used Facebook I imagine it would be something like this: "I don't care how bad it smells but she's got it where it counts.".
 

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This one was weird:

At least you didnt **** on Lincoln Way tonight between 7 & 9 and get some ice cream!


EDIT: the **** is another word for pee.
 

Angie

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This one was weird:

At least you didnt **** on Lincoln Way tonight between 7 & 9 and get some ice cream!

...That actually sounds like a sort of awesome evening.
 

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Pet peeve! If you're going there

Huh.

Edit: Does this describe the ISU season?

Yes, I haven't been too darn long, trying to plunk a TD
 
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Dear Creighton, Please take McDermott.


I think this was probably a real post.

And another:

[h=2]Great weekend in their graves right now.[/h]
 

Angie

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Dear Creighton, Please take McDermott.


I think this was probably a real post.

Yeah, I don't think you probably had that one shuffled very much. :)
 

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"I know a small amount of random facts about chastity belts."

(This is not true.)
 

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Some of my better ones so far:

"Iowa State is more than expected dont have been a job offer as well"

"Last game as a Hawkeye running back" (promise i wasn't lol)

"Does anyone in my Nuclear engineering final, definitely the new IKEA furniture, so far from Arizona and then muscle memory keeps comparing Royce White making threes to hear Wesley Johnson led Syracuse in a fight, I feel much more epic"

"i was an HP DV6000 laptop charger for band tomorrow!!!"

"is going to defend Anthony Davis's unibrow"
 

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SEVERE WEATHER ALERT Multiple cyclones are in the words of Coach Rhoads, its better than the armpitstain uniform you guys dont always lock my favorite college basketball commentator, so wise
 

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The $20 spent on a weeknight to describe and document what I brush my salvation

Uhhhh....whut?
 

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Jesus ****** Gina...

Everyone should Indiana. Northwestern has locked itself and I thought for awhile Ohio...

Hoping for him and the seniors in a banana.

Woke up and hurried myself to be a terrible mistake of trying to find another QB

Final Table at the Vagina Monologues.

Kyle Dake is ranked since I got mixed reviews.

Anyone know Big 10 Basketball...

I don't know anyone else fails, we can get a B+

I don't think I will **** my pants now
 

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"Since every time I watch the length setting on the floor would eventually lead singer after being questioned by police in London Not every time my AC comes on it sounds like some V For the first season is at the airport is delicious."
 

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