Friday OT #2 - Worst Halloween Candy

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Can I add in a vote for worst decision by a candy executive? Whoever decided to change the green Skittle from lime flavor to green apple. That dude/dudette should be fired immediately!
 

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I like most candies. Like candy corn and those orange and black things. Someone mentioned Now and Layers which are awesome IMO. Not a huge fan of licorice but will eat it. But the one candy I can't stand is circus peanuts. I'm not sure if I've actually gotten them for Halloween, but I am sure someone somewhere has subjected poor trick'r treaters to these gawdaweful things. I'd rather eat an apple stuffed with razor blades. Blech!
 

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My daughter got "Razzles", and I'd never had one so I gave it a try. It started as this awful, chewable Pepto tablet type of chalky textures. After a bit of chewing, it eventually took on the texture of double bubble that you've chewed too long. My god it was awful.

If you see these in your kids baskets, stay away:

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Jawbreakers of any kind. Just don't understand the point, whole thing seems masochistic.
 

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I never understood the Milky Way love. I always felt like it was chocolate covered air too.

Are you guys talking about Three Musketeers? Because Milky Way bars have stuff inside...

edit: count me in as a Mounds fan.
 

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Are you guys talking about Three Musketeers? Because Milky Way bars have stuff inside...

edit: count me in as a Mounds fan.

They have to be. It actually starts to make sense now.

Don't know how you can't taste caramel.
 
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What is the worst Halloween candy?

I have to vote for those sticky things in the orange and black wrappers. I think they're maybe peanut butter toffee? I don't know, but they're terrible.


Wrong. Not only are they not the worst candy, they are the BEST candy, Halloween or otherwise. Love me some Mary Jane........the candy, that is.
 

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Wrong. Not only are they not the worst candy, they are the BEST candy, Halloween or otherwise. Love me some Mary Jane........the candy, that is.

I don't even understand the words I just read! :wink:
 

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Vote goes to any off brand candy trying to replicate the awesomeness of established companies. That and blue Frooties

Friend of mine bought bags and bags of mini carrots, and then carved little eyes, and trimmed them to make them look like little ghosts, and gave those out for halloween last year.

He had the nerve to ask all of his facebook friends who had the coolest house in his town.

This year he gave out snickers bars
 

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I think Angie nailed it right out of the gate. I have ALWAYS hated those orange & black wrapped, nasty tasting taffy wannabes. They've been around since I was a kid (and that's a very long time). Come to think of it, I wonder if people just pick them out of their kids' rejects every year and recycle them the following year? Some of those things could be 50, 60 years old...boggles the mind!
 

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Wrong. Not only are they not the worst candy, they are the BEST candy, Halloween or otherwise. Love me some Mary Jane........the candy, that is.

Methinks maybe you smoked too much Mary Jane...the herb, that is...and had the munchies. That's the only explanation I can come up with for liking those nasty candies...
 

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I think Angie nailed it right out of the gate. I have ALWAYS hated those orange & black wrapped, nasty tasting taffy wannabes. They've been around since I was a kid (and that's a very long time). Come to think of it, I wonder if people just pick them out of their kids' rejects every year and recycle them the following year? Some of those things could be 50, 60 years old...boggles the mind!

That's my fear, too. I don't even know if you can buy those things anymore - are they like fruitcake? Do you just keep regifting it year after year?
 

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I love good and plenty. Fantastic. Once you eat one, you have to eat the whole damn box.
 

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