Friday QOTW - 10/25 - You and your SO are getting married.

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ISUCyclones2015

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I'm gonna piggy back off Angie's a bit.

You and your Significant Other are getting married. He/She has his/her bachelorette/bachelor party and they have a grand old time. They cheat on you that night, like severely, not just one drunken kiss, it is a complete home run. You find out before the wedding happens.

DO YOU END THE WEDDING AND BREAK UP?
 

nhclone

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Yes, unless it was with her Maid of Honor and she made a video of it for you.


I have a feeling this thread will not end well.
 

cowgirl836

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I'm gonna piggy back off Angie's a bit.

You and your Significant Other are getting married. He/She has his/her bachelorette/bachelor party and they have a grand old time. They cheat on you that night, like severely, not just one drunken kiss, it is a complete home run. You find out before the wedding happens.

DO YOU END THE WEDDING AND BREAK UP?


that would have been a pretty big deal for us, so yes.
 

cowgirl836

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Yes, unless it was with her Maid of Honor and she made a video of it for you.


I have a feeling this thread will not end well.

in my case, the MOH was his cousin so that would not have been enjoyable for either of us to watch.
 

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That would do it.

I served with two guys in the Guard who ran into that issue.
Guy #1 was married, and the best man for Guy #2. The night before the wedding, #1 stopped to visit the fiance of #2, and chaos ensued. #1 and the future wife of #2 hooked up. #1 drove by the house, because he had some question about the wedding in the morning or something. He saw his best friend's car and caught them in the act.

That called off the wedding, broke up #1's marriage, and the two ended up swapping women. #2 married the ex of #1, #1 married the former future wife of #2. Somehow, neither of those marriages made it, but it made for tense times every drill weekend for years.

I guess people don't forget that sort of thing.
 

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Yes, he'd be gone. I mean, there are the "suck for a buck" games and crap, you expect that - but not full-on cheating.
 

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Why would I want to marry a tramp? I'd just be grateful I found out before the wedding.
 

ISUCyclones2015

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Yes, he'd be gone. I mean, there are the "suck for a buck" games and crap, you expect that - but not full-on cheating.
What the **** is that.

Also, there were some of my friends and older colleagues from my campus job that said they would end the wedding but not break up with them.
 

Angie

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Uhhh, what?

Fair question. You stick Lifesavers or something to a shirt, and then go to the bars. Other people pay a buck for the chance to suck one off of the shirt (that the bride-to-be is wearing) for a buck:

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erikbj

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Depends, does she make a lot of $$$? If i could be a stay at home dad (to my dogs) and have a country club membership and play golf everyday while she worked and brought home $500K/year...........i could probably forgive.
 

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Fair question. You stick Lifesavers or something to a shirt, and then go to the bars. Other people pay a buck for the chance to suck one off of the shirt (that the bride-to-be is wearing) for a buck:

Suck%252520for%252520a%252520buck_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg


In Angie is posting pics like this it means it is Free Game Cyclone Fanatic!
 

nhclone

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Suck for a buck is the annoying game every bacholerette party plays where they approach you with an enticing offer and end up giving you a Blow Pop once the money has changed hands.

Easiest way to avoid the game is avoid the large rowdy group of girls dressed in **** jewelry.

EDIT: Apparently also lifesavers rathe than blow pops.