Warning signs of the Mayan apocalypse

Angie

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I hope I don't have to jimlad this - what signs have you seen that the Mayan apocalypse might just be true?

1. I cooked Chex mix in the oven this weekend, and just made macaroni and cheese. That means I cooked twice in the same week.

2. Snowpocalypse.

3. There was a student on Duff Ave who actually went to the crosswalk to cross the street, rather than darting across through traffic.
 

geburgess

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Mayan apocalypse didn't predict a freaking blizzard as the way we go out... I call shenanigans.
 

Angie

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Mayan apocalypse didn't predict a freaking blizzard as the way we go out... I call shenanigans.

Maybe they only predicted their local apocalypses, like a regional weather forecast.
 

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I hope I don't have to jimlad this - what signs have you seen that the Mayan apocalypse might just be true?

1. I cooked Chex mix in the oven this weekend, and just made macaroni and cheese. That means I cooked twice in the same week.

2. Snowpocalypse.

3. There was a student on Duff Ave who actually went to the crosswalk to cross the street, rather than darting across through traffic.

1. Didn't get yelled at by my boss today

2. Iowa State has stolen recruits from Nebraska (Lanning) Boise State/Penn State (Wimberley) Oklahoma (Bibbs) Iowa (Coe) and Missouri (Campos) for 2013 alone.

3. Got a haircut today from the worst barber ever who could barely speak english, but that didn't stop her from talking about her family, my colic, and how important education is and how proud of me she is that I go to ISU.
 

geburgess

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Maybe they only predicted their local apocalypses, like a regional weather forecast.
It was 88 and sunny in the former capital city of the Mayan Empire today... pretty much everyday weather in the Yucatan Peninsula. For some reason, I get this gut feeling the Mayans were wrong.
 

Angie

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1. Didn't get yelled at by my boss today

2. Iowa State has stolen recruits from Nebraska (Lanning) Boise State/Penn State (Wimberley) Oklahoma (Bibbs) Iowa (Coe) and Missouri (Campos) for 2013 alone.

3. Got a haircut today from the worst barber ever who could barely speak english, but that didn't stop her from talking about her family, my colic, and how important education is and how proud of me she is that I go to ISU.

But how did your hair look?!
 

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I am having a kid in January. No sane world would allow that to happen... Sorry folks I doomed us!
 

SaraV

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My coffee-addicted stepfather-in-law told us that he hardly drinks coffee anymore. (might actually be the heart procedure coming up beginning of January actually)