Replacing Chuck Norris....

[CycloneErik]

...except they aren't jokes with Jake Knott.


Superman wears Jake Knott pajamas.

 

[CYISFLY]

Jake Knott brought the Dead Sea back to life.

 

[CycloneWarning]

Jake Knott's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Jake Knott never cries.

 

[Cycsk]

Jake Knott = All In

 

[TXCyclones]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jake Knott.

 

[ISUagger]

Jake Knott turned the virgin islands into islands

 

[KFitzy87]

When Jake Knott plays Horseshoes, they're still attached to the horse

 

[ISUCubswin]

Contrary to popular belief, the Tower of Pisa wasn't supposed to be leaning, it just got in Jake Knotts way.

 

[tim_redd]

Jake Knott = All In

His full name is Jake Allin Knott

 

[ISUCubswin]

When life hands Jake Knott lemons, he makes grape juice.

 

[Colorado]

Jake Knott once ****** in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.

 

[Colorado]

Jake Knott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[MartyFine]

No such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jake Knott.

 

[Colorado]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Jake Knott has allowed to live.

 

[CLONECONES]

Jake Knott beat Chuck Norris in connect 4, in 3 moves.

 

[Tri4Cy]

This could be the best thread yet!

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Jake Knott is called logic.

 

[Yellow Snow]

Jake Knott can gargle peanut butter.

 

[CLONECONES]

Jake Knott can staple water to a tree.

 

[CycloneErik]

The moon orbits to try and stay ahead of Jake Knott.

 

[Colorado]

Although it isn't widely know, there are three sides to The Force, the dark side, the light side and Jake Knott.