*** Official 4th of July Thread ***

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BallSoHard4Cy

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Time to shoot off a boat load of fireworks.

Please leave the state. Reasons why? Ok:

1.) go to Missouri, it's legal and I don't want to hear it
2.) if you die, we won't have to hear about it

On second thought, do it here. Then you'll get arrested.
 

00clone

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Please leave the state. Reasons why? Ok:

1.) go to Missouri, it's legal and I don't want to hear it
2.) if you die, we won't have to hear about it

On second thought, do it here. Then you'll get arrested.

Dirty pinko commie bastard. Don't you dare imply that someone doesn't have their first amendment right to self expression.
 

Clones21

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Please leave the state. Reasons why? Ok:

1.) go to Missouri, it's legal and I don't want to hear it
2.) if you die, we won't have to hear about it

On second thought, do it here. Then you'll get arrested.
1.) You are probably old as **** and that is why you don't want to hear it.

2.) Police(Other than Urbandale) don't care and won't even cite you for it.

3.) You are grumpy and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
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Cybeliever

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Please leave the state. Reasons why? Ok: 1.) go to Missouri, it's legal and I don't want to hear it2.) if you die, we won't have to hear about it On second thought, do it here. Then you'll get arrested.
1.) You are probably old as **** and that is why you don't want to hear it. 2.) Police(Other than Urbandale) don't care and won't even cite you for it. 3.) **** you.:yes:

Aren't you a wanna be cop? Should you hate shooting off fireworks?
 

00clone

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Love it. Actually think Fireworks should be legal to shoot off. It's not illegal to have them.

39 states agree with you. We're just in an uptight one.

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Clones21

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39 states agree with you. We're just in an uptight one.

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Its an old law that needs to be taken care of. We get enough rain here not to have a crazy fire break out. Wish more people would take a stand for this, but Iowa is full of old ****ers.
 

Cy$

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Its an old law that needs to be taken care of. We get enough rain here not to have a crazy fire break out. Wish more people would take a stand for this, but Iowa is full of old ****ers.

You should debate this at a government meeting.
 

BallSoHard4Cy

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I'm not old, I like when professionals light off hundreds of fireworks to make a show, and I like it when regular people set off 1-10. I don't like it when regular people and clones21 light off hundreds of fireworks because after awhile, I'm not watching a show, and whatever clones21 can afford, probably sucks.
 

longtimeclone

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Probably my one of favorite songs to hear on the 4th

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2rDCnr0eYc&feature=related]God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood (2008 Events) - YouTube[/ame]
 

Farnsworth

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Not trolling at all, I love this video. Some nice photochops done.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlU0GQgooWM]Real AmeriStanzi - YouTube[/ame]
 

CysRage

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Happy 4th of July Fanatics! Just be careful with the fireworks becuase it is so damn dry! Here is IMO thr best performance of the Star Spangled Banner. Enjoy!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupsPg5H6aE]Star Spangled Banner Whitney Houston - YouTube[/ame]
 

CycloneNorth

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Lets remember the heroes:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31UUl5SyXk]President Speech (HD) - 1996 Independence Day - YouTube[/ame]