Favorite Movie "One-Liners"

[WalkingCY]

"We've got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

Dumb and Dumber still has to be one of the most "quoteable" movies of all time IMO.



101 of the Best Movie One Liners Ever - Movie Quotes from AMOG.com Favorite Movies | AMOG

 

[sunnysideup]

They referred to Han Solo as "Hans Solo"...

WTF?

 

[RING4CY]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

"You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus."

 

[wartknight]

They missed a couple-
The Rock- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.”

Any line from MacGruber

 

[sunnysideup]

Decent list but there were some instances where they line the quoted wasn't even the best line in the movie.

 

[djcubby]

"We've got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"



Dumb and Dumber still has to be one of the most "quoteable" movies of all time IMO.



101 of the Best Movie One Liners Ever - Movie Quotes from AMOG.com Favorite Movies | AMOG

Just watched that on Encore last night...classic!!

One of my favorites:
"I don't feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren" - A.J. from Empire Records

 

[cycopath25]

"He called the **** poop!"

 

[Alswelk]

"Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country *and* Western" - Blues Brothers.
No question; I have never laughed harder than I did at that line.

 

[WalkingCY]

Major League, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, Star Wars (old school ones) are where most of my one-liners come from.

 

[Yes13]

 

[cycopath25]

"They're gunna send me back to Omaha, and I don't even Live there!"

"You want the pitcher to pitch from 3rd base?"

 

[WalkingCY]

Gotta love the lines in The Big Lebowski too!

"Shut the **** up Donny!"

 

[CyLoboClone]

I love you.


I know.

Close thread.

 

[sunnysideup]

I love you.


I know.

Close thread.

This...

Except it's not a one-liner.

 

[isubeatle]

Anything from Back to the Future :biggrin:

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?"
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious ****"

 

[WalkingCY]

Anything from Back to the Future :biggrin:

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?"
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious ****"

"Look, you're not picking a fight dad.... dad, dad... daddy-o."

 

[Walt76]

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch"

 

[Yes13]

I know this isn't a movie, but this contains some of the best one liners.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY]YouTube - Bill O'Reilly Flips Out[/ame]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Greatest Movie Quotes of All-Time


Say hello to my little friend.

 

[WalkingCY]

You gotta love Arnold lines as Ben Richards in The Running Man too:

"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero."

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!


Ha! I lost it on that last one-