How long does it take to grow out a bad*** Viking beard?

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JUKEBOX

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Depends how badass you want it to be and how well your facial hair grows.

Maybe this or a little longer.
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JUKEBOX

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I just found this one. It's pretty sweet, but it took this guy 8 months. BTW, the song is kind of funny. I guess he made it when he was drunk.

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JUKEBOX

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In order for the beard to be truly badass, Beard Enhancing Drugs aren't allowed.

If you can't pull-off a badass Viking beard, may I suggest an alternative (see attachment).

I'd maybe try the Burnside beard or Rip Hamilton goatee.
 

besserheimerphat

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Don't shave for six weeks. After two weeks you'll hate it and want to shave it off because you look like a hobo and people will think you're lazy, but don't shave it. After four weeks you'll really want to shave it because you look like a hobo and people are endlessly asking "Are you trying to grow a beard?" which gets really tiring. And it will itch for a while. But don't shave it. After six weeks, you'll know what you've got to work with - where it's fullest and what you can pull off. From there it's up to you. Growing a beard is a process of self-discovery, and you have to be secure enough in yourself to give it a fair shot no matter how bad you're convinced other people think it looks.

And for the record, shaving doesn't make hair grow in thicker. Getting older makes it grow thicker. A man's beard can continue to develop into his 30's and 40's.

There is a board for everything: The Beard Community Bulletin Board FAQ
 

JUKEBOX

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I beg to differ - just a few of my friends....

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Of course, MrsPhaedrus is plenty hot in and of herself.... But no pics for you!

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For best results, it helps to start out as a bad*ss before you grow the beard....

That's already covered.:cool::biggrin:
 
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