I don't miss this about the dorms...

[Trainer]

Someone posted to my facebook....
Too much sperm?

I guess a letter was sent out to friley hall residents.

 

[CycloneYoda]

I think mandatory nightly orgies would clear up this problem quickly.

 

[bos]

LMAO. That is the funniest thing I have seen in months.

 

[3TrueFans]

You had a lot of sperm problems when you lived in the dorms I take it?

 

[simply1]

I didn't know GC lived in Friley.

 

[drmwevr08]

Oh lord. Why did they really feel the need to put that out on ISU stationery?

 

[CycloneErik]

I hate it for the guy that had to type that letter. Probably not the highlight of their career.

 

[FarminCy]

How would you like to be the guy who either had to snake all of that out or just stick your hand in a trap somewhere and pull it out.

I just threw up in my mouth thinking of it.

 

[Cyclonepride]

If I was the plumber, I would charge a heck of a lot more than that.

 

[CycloneYoda]

How would you like to be the guy who either had to snake all of that out or just stick your hand in a trap somewhere and pull it out.

I just threw up in my mouth thinking of it.

I bet they just hired a hooker to do it.

 

[Trainer]

You had a lot of sperm problems when you lived in the dorms I take it?

More or less the showers being a terrible experience. Cold water, lukewarm water, lava water. Or water pressure that is so rough it will leave bruises. And well i expected that was probably going on as well.

 

[CycloneErik]

At my last job, we would start the shift with a meeting. At the end of that meeting one night, our team leader had to ask the men to stay behind.

Apparently, somebody had been picking their nose at the urinals, and collecting the results on the wall. We had the privilege of a conversation about the importance of avoiding that behavior.
It was a highlight. The details fade, but that memory remains.

 

[CloneIce]

I can't read the letter at the moment, but this isn't a real letter is it?

I have seen this joke letter before, about too much spunk down the drain, its a joke thing and then you can just insert whatever dormitory or building or whatever's name and repeat the same joke.

 

[dtclones]

That's totally a prank. No way would jizz clog the drain.

 

[cigaretteman]

I saw on another forum the exact same worded letter supposedly issued on University of Illinois letterhead. I suspect both are hoaxes.

 

[Flag Guy]

If I lived on the floor having those problems... I'd be ******

Otherwise that's pretty freak'n hilarious!

 

[bos]

At my last job, we would start the shift with a meeting. At the end of that meeting one night, our team leader had to ask the men to stay behind.

Apparently, somebody had been picking their nose at the urinals, and collecting the results on the wall. We had the privilege of a conversation about the importance of avoiding that behavior.
It was a highlight. The details fade, but that memory remains.

Gross. You see this all of the time in public restrooms. This and unflushed loogies in the urinals. Makes me gag.

 

[Clark]

Yes, I've seen this letter before but can't remember which school it was for.

It's a joke.

 

[CycloneYoda]

That's totally a prank. No way would jizz clog the drain.

Tell that to a horse.

 

[cyguytillidie]

I thought this post in the comment section was funny.