Is it uncouth to "pass gas" in public?

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Psyclone Brian

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I know... another thread that really stinks!
Butt, I was in a McDonald's earlier today, and this little boy about 9 or 10 (wearing a EIU sweatshirt of course) was having a tooting contest with his friend! I mean, these kids could fart on command! Do you or your kids act like this?
For me I guess it all depends on what I eat. (and I can hold it in) It can even be quiet in church, and somebody still thinks its funny to let off a "nose hair-burning *** bomb"! When is it ok to "float an air-biscuit"? i just don't know of a nicer way to put it.

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aeroclone

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I know... another thread that really stinks!
Butt, I was in a McDonald's earlier today, and this little boy about 9 or 10 (wearing a EIU sweatshirt of course) was having a tooting contest with his friend! I mean, these kids could fart on command! Do you or your kids act like this?
For me I guess it all depends on what I eat. (and I can hold it in) It can even be quiet in church, and somebody still thinks its funny to let off a "nose hair-burning *** bomb"! When is it ok to "float an air-biscuit"? i just don't know of a nicer way to put it.

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The correct answer is whenever you can pull it off without getting blamed.
 

BryceC

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Consider some people's are like weaponized nerve gas, yes. That said, I secretly chuckle when I really leave a mean crop dusting in the office.
 

ISUKyro

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As a teacher one of my favorite activities is to walk around while the kids are working or testing and drop sbd's. Then just sit back and watch them blame each other for a full class period! They never thinks it's the teacher!
 
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LindenCy

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As a teacher one of my favorite activities is to walk around while the kids are working or testing and drop sbd's. Then just sit back and watch them blame each other for a full class period! They never thinks it's the teacher!

I believe this is referred to as "crop dusting."
 

Minnyclone

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I know... another thread that really stinks!
Butt, I was in a McDonald's earlier today, and this little boy about 9 or 10 (wearing a EIU sweatshirt of course) was having a tooting contest with his friend! I mean, these kids could fart on command! Do you or your kids act like this?
For me I guess it all depends on what I eat. (and I can hold it in) It can even be quiet in church, and somebody still thinks its funny to let off a "nose hair-burning *** bomb"! When is it ok to "float an air-biscuit"? i just don't know of a nicer way to put it.

Baaad toot link


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