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brianhos

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haha

Too wide to wipe? It's a problem for folks of generous girth. Fortunately, there are special toilet gripper-extenders that deliver the toilet paper right where it's needed. The Bottom Buddy even has a handy push-button release so there's no need to touch the paper twice.

Handy Wipe Pictures - CBS News

If you get to the point that you can no longer wipe yourself, I would think it is time to just stop eating.
 

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If you get to the point that you can no longer wipe yourself, I would think it is time to just stop eating.


Absolutely.

Two days ago I went to the grocery store and there were three long lines vs. one really big guy standing in line at the fourth register. I was in a hurry so I went behind the really big guy, and then I began to understand why there was no line behind this guy.

He smelled like he had just taken a dump.

And the guy did not have a mental health issue. He was talking on his cell phone and carrying on an intelligent conversation.
 

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Absolutely.

Two days ago I went to the grocery store and there were three long lines vs. one really big guy standing in line at the fourth register. I was in a hurry so I went behind the really big guy, and then I began to understand why there was no line behind this guy.

He smelled like he had just taken a dump.

And the guy did not have a mental health issue. He was talking on his cell phone and carrying on an intelligent conversation.

See, next time you can give him a brochure for this product.
 

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LOL some of those products are hilarious. The casket is like a freakin square. The titanic toilet and the huge *** bike seat.