James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

[SalzundPfeffer]

I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?

 

[VeloClone]

I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?

I can't believe you ask this as we all know that as soon as a lady walks in the room Bond has no interest in staying vertical. :wink:

 

[tazclone]

I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?

Bond gets help from his people. Bourne has no people and does it all on his own with everyone against him.

 

[IcSyU]

I'll take Jack Bauer.

 

[VeloClone]

I'll take Jack Bauer.

Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?:wink:

 

[247cy]

The premise of this poll is severely flawed. Obviously they would decide to team up and take out Dr. BadFinger who is now running Treadstone.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?:wink:

JoBu?

 

[MLawrence]

Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?:wink:

James Brown from CBS Sports

 

[MrGreg]

Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?:wink:

Jason Berryman would steal all of their cellphones.

 

[VeloClone]

Jason Berryman would steal all of their cellphones.

Ouch!

 

[Rogue52]

Bauer would probably kill both of them. He's actually had to pull the trigger to kill a friend in order to save the mission.

 

[ThatllDoCy]

Bourne has been altered physically and mentally to make him sharper, and faster. Also, is trained on improvised weaponry. Bond needs a pen with poisonous gas. Advantage Bourne.

 

[SNEDDS3]

Jessica Biel, wouldnt want to stay vertical though :jiggy:

 

[JY07]

Bourne has been altered physically and mentally to make him sharper, and faster. Also, is trained on improvised weaponry. Bond needs a pen with poisonous gas. Advantage Bourne.

"Faster isn't always a good thing"

 

[SalzundPfeffer]

Bond's resume can't be denied, both on the streets and between the sheets.

Issues with Bourne...
1. Amnesia...He might forget Bond is an adversary making for any easy kill by Bond.
2. No official theme music. (I guess you could count the Moby song)

 

[RyCy04]

I am going with Yayson Bourne Identity
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1tM4lIjIU]YouTube - Jimmy Kimmel (The Bourne Ultimatum Spoof)[/ame]

 

[edr247]

Which Bond? Because the newer Bond seems to have a fighting style somewhat similar to Bourne.

Bond vs assassin in Quantum of Solace: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ZgXiHPXMs&feature=related]YouTube - Quantum of Solace - Fight Scene[/ame]

Bourne vs assassin in Identity: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rjtkqs3WLM&feature=related]YouTube - Jason fights hitman in Paris[/ame]

The new Bond is certainly a grittier Bond than the previous versions, I'd say.

 

[CyCloned]

The old Bond was great at getting hot woman in bed, how is that not better than defeating someone with a phone book and pen?

 

[Tre4ISU]

Bourne and it's not close.

 

[WalkingCY]

What a pitty. You lose Bourne.