This link pretty much sums up my feelings about Jared Allen. If I have to see that ridiculous rope dance he does after a sack one more time, I hope someone spears him like Mark Gastineau. How he parlayed a childhood in Los Gatos, CA to the ridiculous faux-redneck persona he's adopted, I'll never know.
I'm dreading the Bears-Vikings game, 'cause Chicago's O-line can't block, and I'll have to see that stupid, stupid dance at least three times.
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