Barta on Cotlar..

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Cyclonesrule91

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I'm sorry to bring up yet another thread on our little brothers to the east but I was listening to Cotlar interview Gary Barta on the way to work and he said something I thought was strange.

First he said that LickyLubeLighter was at the top of list on day 1. Lying sack of crap..

But the most hilarious part is when he was talking about the EIU fan base and how they are second to noone in the nation. I laughed my butt off until I realized that they are second to noone when it comes to the following:

1. Highest percentage of arrogant, obnoxious A-holes in fanbase.
2. Lowest percentage of fanbase that actually attended or even know where the campus is.
3. Highest percentage of fanbase employed by McDonalds, Burger King, Hardee's, Domino's.
4. Lowest percentage of fanbase that graduated from Junior High.
5. Highest percentage of fanbase who have achieved the ultimate EIU off campus goal which is getting that pizza to your front door in under 30 minutes.
6. Highest percentage of the male fanbase who take viagra just to keep them from rolling out of bed.

I wonder which list Barta was referring to????:rolleyes5cz:
 

Dave19642006

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Agree, agree, agree, with all. He cannot tell anyone that he was the top of the list. I think he had the list upside down.