Win the battle but lose the war

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  1. alaskaguy

    alaskaguy Well-Known Member

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    2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he couldn't keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon.

    Sergey Tuganov improved his chances of winning by downing a bottle of Viagra.

    It worked. He won the wager but died of a heart attack just after winning.

    Link:
    Man Dies After 12 Hour Viagra Fueled Orgy
     
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  2. herbicide

    herbicide Well-Known Member

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    Eh, he went out on top.

    Pun intended.
     
  3. superfan

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    DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!!
     
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  4. isucyfan

    isucyfan Speechless

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    Yeah, it sounds like he had a hard life.

    Wonder if they'll be able to keep the coffin shut.
     
  5. herbicide

    herbicide Well-Known Member

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    I can tell this is going to be a long night.
     
  6. IcSyU

    IcSyU Well-Known Member

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    He got shafted. Wins and didn't get to claim his prize.
     
  7. Cyclonepride

    Cyclonepride Thought Police
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    You've got to tell me.......you have some extra funky super google that you go to and find this stuff.
     
  8. Phaedrus

    Phaedrus Well-Known Member

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    Meh, Viagra's for wimps. Year long deployments are what real men use for that sort of thing....
     
  9. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    You can't just get deployed, man! This was this guy's way of leveling the playing field, and you have to go and knock the dead guy for it. Lots of nerve, buddy!:wink:
     
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  10. wartknight

    wartknight Well-Known Member

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    Saw this the other day on barstoolsports.
    12 hours is impressive. 10 is the most I've been able to go. :jimlad:
     
  11. TarHeelHawk

    TarHeelHawk Well-Known Member

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    You could say he came and went at the same time! :biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy:

    /bad joke
     
  12. balken

    balken Well-Known Member

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    I once ate all the green M&Ms out of a 32 oz. bag. Didn't seem to have much effect, though.
     
  13. alaskaguy

    alaskaguy Well-Known Member

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    You should have boiled the green M&Ms first.
     
  14. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    The red and yellow ones would have been a more potent combination:yes:
     
  15. balken

    balken Well-Known Member

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    Because they make orange?
     
  16. gocy444

    gocy444 Well-Known Member

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    i can usually go for 14 hours on a good day.
     
  17. Iastfan112

    Iastfan112 Well-Known Member

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    The Red and Yellow ones give a good game in the first 30 minutes but they kinda tail off in the second half.
     
  18. Phaedrus

    Phaedrus Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but then all your lab rats get cancer and die, but only after you've painted a school bus.

    Or something like that...:confused:
     
  19. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking something more along the lines of the power of a Cyclone:yes:
     
  20. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    Touche.
     

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