Three Biggest Hilton Complaints (Not Concessions)

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  1. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    #1 ISUCubswin, Nov 12, 2013
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    1. Why do we not have automatic toilets yet? Last I checked, it was 2013. I bet the people of Carver don't get this treatment.

    2. Can we PLEASE make the Applebee's Apple shuffle more difficult? I'm batting 1.000 with that thing and wouldn't mind a challenge every once and awhile.

    3. Can we bring in mascots that can actually play? What an embarrassing halftime performance.
     
  2. TurbulentEddie

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    #2 TurbulentEddie, Nov 12, 2013
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    Is this like Chris's "Three Down" where you don't have a third after a win?

    Edit: I demand a "post edited" notification added to OP!
     
  3. Cyke

    Cyke Active Member

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    3. The clone cones, although big today, tasted like crap. What gives?
     
  4. cmjh10

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    Counting is hard
     
  5. CyArob

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    I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL
     
  6. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    For some reason when I pressed "enter" it automatically created the thread. My bad guys, thats on me. Won't happen again.
     
  7. Bu4ISU

    Bu4ISU Well-Known Member

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    HILTON IS JUST TERRIBLE IN ALL
    ASPECTS! ITS MADE OF CONCRETE!!!!
     
  8. Bu4ISU

    Bu4ISU Well-Known Member

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    And why does Fred still sit in a chair? That man should be in a thrown with girls in bikinis serving him spiked Gatorade
     
  9. VeloClone

    VeloClone Well-Known Member

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    Is that like a giant catapult?
     
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  10. LET ME HILTON COLISEUM!!
     
  11. AllInForISU

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    Band Chants?
     
  12. JohnnyFive

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    How dare you.
     
  13. NATEizKING

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    We went too big on the first halftime show. We'll never top a back flipping dog
     
  14. 2020cy

    2020cy Well-Known Member

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    Needs to be at 30 second mark.
     
  15. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    I don't even know why Fred still wears a suit. He looks even better with no makeup on and when he isn't trying to look good.
     
  16. AllInForISU

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    This is probably why all of the old people leave early, they hear this and get confused.
     
  17. cyhiphopp

    cyhiphopp Well-Known Member

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    My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!
     
  18. Bu4ISU

    Bu4ISU Well-Known Member

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    Ahem, read the thread title.
     
  19. CyArob

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    "You're cute. I like the way you get me more soda" - Cyhiphopp
     
  20. mtowncyclone13

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    We need dogs or Miss Iowa swimsuit competition every halftime.

    also, how about a strawberry/banana clonecone alternative.

    or for the deep red color, a cherry.

    ooh! a banana cone with that red shell that put on at DQ!
     

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