Replacing Chuck Norris....

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  1. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    ...except they aren't jokes with Jake Knott.


    Superman wears Jake Knott pajamas.
     
  2. CYISFLY

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    Jake Knott brought the Dead Sea back to life.
     
  3. CycloneWarning

    CycloneWarning Well-Known Member

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    Jake Knott's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Jake Knott never cries.
     
  4. Cycsk

    Cycsk Well-Known Member

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    Jake Knott = All In
     
  5. TXCyclones

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    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jake Knott.
     
  6. ISUagger

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    Jake Knott turned the virgin islands into islands
     
  7. KFitzy87

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    When Jake Knott plays Horseshoes, they're still attached to the horse
     
  8. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    Contrary to popular belief, the Tower of Pisa wasn't supposed to be leaning, it just got in Jake Knotts way.
     
  9. tim_redd

    tim_redd Well-Known Member

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    His full name is Jake Allin Knott
     
  10. ISUCubswin

    ISUCubswin Well-Known Member

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    When life hands Jake Knott lemons, he makes grape juice.
     
  11. Colorado

    Colorado Well-Known Member

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    Jake Knott once ****** in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
     
  12. Colorado

    Colorado Well-Known Member

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    Jake Knott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
     
  13. MartyFine

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    No such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jake Knott.
     
  14. Colorado

    Colorado Well-Known Member

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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Jake Knott has allowed to live.
     
  15. CLONECONES

    CLONECONES Well-Known Member

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    Jake Knott beat Chuck Norris in connect 4, in 3 moves.
     
  16. Tri4Cy

    Tri4Cy Active Member

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    #16 Tri4Cy, Oct 29, 2012
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    This could be the best thread yet!

    Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Jake Knott is called logic.
     
  17. Yellow Snow

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    Jake Knott can gargle peanut butter.
     
  18. CLONECONES

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    Jake Knott can staple water to a tree.
     
  19. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    The moon orbits to try and stay ahead of Jake Knott.
     
  20. Colorado

    Colorado Well-Known Member

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    Although it isn't widely know, there are three sides to The Force, the dark side, the light side and Jake Knott.
     

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