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Discussion in 'Football' started by CycloneErik, Oct 29, 2012.
...except they aren't jokes with Jake Knott.
Superman wears Jake Knott pajamas.
Jake Knott brought the Dead Sea back to life.
Jake Knott's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Jake Knott never cries.
Jake Knott = All In
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jake Knott.
Jake Knott turned the virgin islands into islands
When Jake Knott plays Horseshoes, they're still attached to the horse
Contrary to popular belief, the Tower of Pisa wasn't supposed to be leaning, it just got in Jake Knotts way.
His full name is Jake Allin Knott
When life hands Jake Knott lemons, he makes grape juice.
Jake Knott once ****** in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
Jake Knott is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
No such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Jake Knott.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Jake Knott has allowed to live.
Jake Knott beat Chuck Norris in connect 4, in 3 moves.
This could be the best thread yet!
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Jake Knott is called logic.
Jake Knott can gargle peanut butter.
Jake Knott can staple water to a tree.
The moon orbits to try and stay ahead of Jake Knott.
Although it isn't widely know, there are three sides to The Force, the dark side, the light side and Jake Knott.