Ok the pie sidetracked my thought process. My 16 yo, low common sensed (takes after his mom) son comes up for breakfast this morning. He stars to walk over to me while he says that there was something chewing on the downstairs window screen. He show me a video of this fat ground hog stuck in the egressed window well and trying to get through the window via chewing up the screen. I watched it while thinking, you hadn't time to record this but not time to come up stairs and wake me up to "take care of" the situation? My luck is the stupid thing breaks the window and then I'm trying to fight pukatawney Phil in my basement.