Official "Self Report" thread in honor of Oklahoma

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  1. SpokaneCY

    SpokaneCY Well-Known Member

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    God bless the sooners for owning to their horrible, horrible secret (pasta).

    In the spirit of brotherhood for our conference brethren, lets all "self report" something WE'D like to get off our chests...

    I ate over 50 pizzas last year. I'm basically still HWP, but I feel bad.
     
  2. mctallerton

    mctallerton Well-Known Member

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    I hate our yellow jerseys
     
  3. xboxfever

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    That's it?
     
  4. Rabbuk

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    I ate just one Lays chip.
     
  5. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    I eat an entire family size bag of Doritos in one sitting.
     
  6. stormchaser2014

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    I once wore a Hawkeye shirt
     
  7. Cyclone06

    Cyclone06 Well-Known Member

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    Mods, please give this guy a three-day time out to think about what he's done.
     
  8. F5cy

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    I was in a bar in Ames while under age.
     
  9. dirtyninety

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    I used a fake identification card when I was in Ames........at the Cave Inn. And I peed in the floor drain with the community.
     
  10. stormchaser2014

    stormchaser2014 Well-Known Member

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    I snuck food into a high school gym
     
  11. ImJustKCClone

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    We got fed up with the lines & prices at the concessions, and sometimes we sneak subs in ...
     
  12. cychhosis

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  13. CyArob

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  14. Steve

    Steve Well-Known Member

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  15. stateofmind

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    I have friends that are Hawkeyes.
     
  16. WhatchaGonnaDo

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  17. Storkenheimer

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  18. ISUAgronomist

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  19. BoxsterCy

    BoxsterCy Well-Known Member

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    I used a stolen ID to get into the Cave Inn 40 years ago. The guy checking IDs was Matt Blair. :wideeyed:
     
  20. BoxsterCy

    BoxsterCy Well-Known Member

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    Swiped a warm-up jersey from an opposing basketball team while sitting behind their bench at a game at the old Armory. I probably should feel bad about that. Still have the jersey.
     

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